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shit my parents are gay. me and brennan got drunk last night and forgot to throw away the beer cans and the bottle of wine and when i was out today my mom called me and asked where her wine was cuz my fuckin brothers told her i had it. so when i got home she was all pissed and shit and her and my dad made up this new gay ass fuckin thing where i decide what my punishment should be then i said wtf isnt the parents supposed to make the punishment? and he said like some gay shit i forgot somthing about just letting me decide so i said like i cant eat hot dogs on wednesday or saturday nights? then he said alright i hope you learn your lesson. if your parents are as much of dumb shits as mine tell me