Feb 20, 2005 03:43
GREETINGS ASSHOLES!!
IM DONNA AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO IF YOU COME HERE TO HIT ON ME YOU BETTER FUCK OFF!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A GUY!! I HATE YOU STUPID BREEDERS!!
WELL SO THAT YOU CAN GET OT KNOW ME BETTER I AM A GAY BITCH IN MY LATE 40'S AND I PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT! I WAS AT THE GOTH CLUB TONIGHT LOOKING FOR SOME SEXY VAMPIRE CHICKS AND I SAW ONE WITH THREE INCH FANGS AND I COULDNT WAIT TO SINK MY TEETH INTO HER PUSSY! SO I PUT ON MY TRUCKER HAT AND LIT UP A SM0KE AND SLID ACROSS THE BAR STOOL ALL MOTHERFUCKIN ELVIS LIKE AND WAS LIKE HEY YOU SEXY WHORE!! WHY DONT YOU SINK THOSE GODDAMN FANGS IN MY ASSHOLE!!
SO SHE TOOK ME BACK TO HER PLACE WHERE A BUNCH OF OTHER VAMPY BAT SLUTS WERE HANGING OUT!! I HAD TO TAKE A PISS SO I PISSED ON HER BED AND I DEMANDED THAT THE ONE SUCK CHOCOLATE COVERED ECSTASY OUT OF MY ASSHOLE! OH GOD IT WAS FUCKING UNREAL!! THE ONE SEXY JANE FONDA LOOKING ONE KEPT SAYING HOW SEXY MY FEATHERED HAIR LOOKED!! WE ALL THEN TOOK TURNS SMOKING CRACK OUT OF EACH OTHERS TWATS AND THEN I WENT HOME!!
FUCK!! I HAVE TO GET MY HAIR FROSTED AND FEATHERED TOMORROW!!