joy is a flatulent hornball that loves to hoard sandwiches
michelle is a carcinogenic demon who loves to corrupt blow up dolls
i am a monumental fishstick that loves to fistfukk giant tits
temple is a monumental bastard who loves to bake hookers
kate is a delicious disco queen who loves to dejuice hooters
http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html