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Jul 22, 2005 19:25

people keep asking me what i've been up to and i'm always all, "nothing, dude." and i was thinking about it, and i must be doing stuff, because i'm always busy and shit, so i decided to make a list and tattoo it on my forearm so i can refer to it when people ask and be a brilliant conversationalist in the future.
1) eating ice cream
2) complaining about how hot it is in my room
3) slacking at work
4) being interviewed by a zinester in eastern europe for her non-english zine. (so i'll never actually know if i wind up sounding like an asshole or not)
5) making travel plans that will likely never happen.
6) watching shitty glbt films at $9.50 a pop during the film festival
7) getting a bikini wax
8) coaxing the fun out of people
9) watching homo porn
10) calling people "dude" and "dog," much to my ongoing chagrin
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