SICK!!!!

[dyingvitalsigns]

So last week I was walkin to my car to some cd's out right and it was really cold, luckily I got the parking space across the street. Usually i have to park all the way down the street (which is like a quarter of a mile), it might as well be in freakin Tibet. I gotta bring a tent with me and longjons so i dont freeze my balls off in the arctic tundra that is Montclair. So anyways, i walk over to the car and naturally i forgot my keys, i mean i could just walk back inside and get em but im just too damn lazy. So I had to crawl in the back and I stuck myself in the knee on the little plastic thing that used to be the headrest until some idiot kicked it and then used the broken part to beat adam in the face(it was mike...). So as im bleeding and stumbling in my car i hear the radio playing. So i get my choice cd (jars of clay....YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THEM!) and im not sure why I didnt just grab the whole case cuz i wanted another one later that night. When I got out of the car, the right way, I saw that the radio was commin from the car parked next to mine. It was my neighbors car, the one who always screams at her kids about not punching the cat. Being the good neighbor that I am I decided that I would investigate and see if someone left the car on by accident. The windows were like super tinted so i had t cup the window and peer in to see. Suddenly my eyes grew wide with horror. Never have i had that sensation, the one where you realize that your efforts to help someone have gone horribly wrong and you realize that your actually watching some lady make out with some dude and there looking at you. I hate that feeling. So i did exactly what a mature adult would, i ran away really fast and locked my door. I dont kno if they clearly saw my face, please pray for me. Im not scared that shes commin after me, i just cant get rid of the images, shes not an attractive lady....at all. and they werent just kissing....oh god...

now for your moment of ZEN.

He is legend
"I Am Hollywood"

Heather's gone!!!
She left a note
"He is Legend" was all she wrote
Go fetch the detective
I think I've found something
This isn't Heater's handwriting (that's right, I said it)

Don't you talk to strangers?
You know it leads to danger
"I'm gonna be a big star some day

The kidnapper is at the comfort Inn
We'll find your daughter and we'll get revenge
Record me / red carpet (burns)

The reason the handsome one knocks on your door
It's the candy, the paper, the blood on the floor
It's the "diamonds and the pills"
Leave my daughter alone!
It's the glamour that kills
"Dad, I'm not coming home"

I AM HOLLYWOOD
Watch where you point your finger
I am Hollywood
You better remember
I am Hollywood