This may sound a little rough - don't wanna fall in love
The current hot topic of ... well, the month probably, we're all /that/
pathetic ... amongst my friends & I (also because we love to
--*ahem* talk about each other's lives, not
gossip... wait, yeah, gossip-- is my friend Maggie's really clingy
boyfriend, John...
We're all gonna get to together and discuss whether or not it's *healthy* or *safe* to have a boyfriend who is apparently stuck to her side like iron filings are to a magnet. It's hard to talk about the Japanese and their apparent obsession with soft-core gay porn (in anime form, of course) with John sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HER and telling her she needs to eat. (It's not her fault she's so skinny, goddammit, and she eats plenty.) Not to mention that no one but Maggie really likes him... or likes him at all, for that matter. We'll put up with him for her, because she's the coolest, but still.
I was talking about this to another friend, and then there was pause in the conversation, and she complained that Desperate Housewives hadn't been on last Sunday, and then we both connected John to George and freaked out.
I think my current unhealthy obsessions are: Desperate Housewives, Green Day, and trying to figure out why no one seems to like John.
I'm kinda sorry now I wrote this at all, it's so pointless. Like me.
We're all gonna get to together and discuss whether or not it's *healthy* or *safe* to have a boyfriend who is apparently stuck to her side like iron filings are to a magnet. It's hard to talk about the Japanese and their apparent obsession with soft-core gay porn (in anime form, of course) with John sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HER and telling her she needs to eat. (It's not her fault she's so skinny, goddammit, and she eats plenty.) Not to mention that no one but Maggie really likes him... or likes him at all, for that matter. We'll put up with him for her, because she's the coolest, but still.
I was talking about this to another friend, and then there was pause in the conversation, and she complained that Desperate Housewives hadn't been on last Sunday, and then we both connected John to George and freaked out.
I think my current unhealthy obsessions are: Desperate Housewives, Green Day, and trying to figure out why no one seems to like John.
I'm kinda sorry now I wrote this at all, it's so pointless. Like me.