I apologize in advance for the gratuitous profanity.
There is this fucking fly that keeps fucking flying around my head and buzzing and it is now my immediate goal in life to fucking hunt it down and fucking kill it DEAD. With my brother's fucking Nintendo Power.
I'm starting to feel like the mouse catcher guy in Mouse Hunt. Great movie, by the way.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FLY???
IT'S TAUNTING ME, JUST LIKE THAT MOUSE! I SWEAR TO GOD, IT KEEPS FLYING IN FRONT OF MY FACE AND FUCKING DISAPPEARING!!
It landed on me, and I didn't get it.
I GET UP AND IT DISAPPEARS I SIT DOWN AND IT FUCKING FLIES IN FRONT OF MY FACE!
I'm talking to it now. "I just want to be friends." Yeah, right.
I had this whole long entry planned about my inabilty to check things out from the library and hwy I'd vote for Tony Peraica if i was 18, but the fly distracted me. Maybe tomorrow, when it's DEAD.
I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING FLY! YOU WON'T WIN!
I'm starting to feel like the mouse catcher guy in Mouse Hunt. Great movie, by the way.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FLY???
IT'S TAUNTING ME, JUST LIKE THAT MOUSE! I SWEAR TO GOD, IT KEEPS FLYING IN FRONT OF MY FACE AND FUCKING DISAPPEARING!!
It landed on me, and I didn't get it.
I GET UP AND IT DISAPPEARS I SIT DOWN AND IT FUCKING FLIES IN FRONT OF MY FACE!
I'm talking to it now. "I just want to be friends." Yeah, right.
I had this whole long entry planned about my inabilty to check things out from the library and hwy I'd vote for Tony Peraica if i was 18, but the fly distracted me. Maybe tomorrow, when it's DEAD.
I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING FLY! YOU WON'T WIN!