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1. what is the most random fantasy you've ever had? Hm, well I’m not sure about the “most random fantasy”, but one time I had this really random dream. It involved me and five other guys hotwiring a spaceship and going to a bar on another planet. Once there we drank coke that glowed with a red light. It ended with me saving some girl and beating the crap out of the original Star Trek cast.
2. what song are you listening to right now? None. Should I be?
3. what are you thinking of right now? Who the hell’s been phoning me every hour since 9, and why did they stop?
4. Walmart or Target? I. Do. Not. Care.
5. How many licks does it take? ….Hey, hey, hey, see that? That’s my fist! Hitting you in the FACE.
6. do you believe in love? I believe in a thing called love/Just listen to the rhythm of my heart/There's a chance we can make it now/You'll be rocking till the sun goes down
7. are you in love? No.
8. why? I need a reason?
9. do you think it will last? You still assume I answered question 7 as true.
10. what is the best part of love? That stupid happy feeling you get when you’re around that person.
11. what do you think of the opposite sex? Manipulative she-devils with soft curvy bodies meant to tempt me…They’re okay.
12. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The question is: Do the woodchucks have big talons?
13. do you like to go fishing? No, but I do like boating.
14. who do you want to talk to right now? Anyone and everyone.
15. what is your favorite color? Red, blue, green, orange…
16. do you fall a lot? Not really.
17. what is the wildest thing you've ever done? No clue.
18. what is the wildest thing you'd like to do? You know those scenes in movies where the main character snaps and then walks around verbally whooping everyone’s ass before destroying something? That’d be pretty cool.
19. what is a phrase you know in a different language? Faisez enculer par les Grecs.
20. one word to sum up how you feel? Woo.
complete these random words with whatever comes to mind
I have: sore wrists
you: and I
hate: war
love: girls
try: for once
bleed: often
scars: emo
diary: no
please: help
don’t make me: hurt you
remedy: drug
die: someday
today: hungover
poems: Poe.
thoughts: are fun
listen: to yourself
help: please
don’t: make the same mistakes I’ve made
phrases/quotes/lyrics
21. what is a funny quote/saying/lyric about the opposite sex? “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs will learn to live with it.”
22. what is a quote/lyric/saying that you have in your head? “Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” - Douglas Adams
23. what is a song lyric that you like? “Here she comes!/In her palanquin, on the back/of an elephant, on a bed/made of linen and sequins and silk” - The Decemberists (Infanta)
24. what quote describes you? "Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." - Yeats
25. what is one phrase/quote/lyric you'd say to some one who pisses you off if you had the chance? "If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you." (must be said very calmly)
26. who makes your heart soar? Wings, probably. But I like my heart where it is.
27. what song is, in your opinion, the most overplayed? Anything by Gwen gets played to death.
28. what song makes you cry? Affirmation by Savage Garden, or Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright
29. what song describes your life? “Teardrop” by Massive Attack
30. best party song? Backstreet Boys - Backstreet’s Back
31. if you could change the past where would you start? At the beginning of time and work my way up.
32. who do you tell everything to? Most people, really.
33. what is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? No idea.
34. what are you good at? Screwing stuff up.
35. who are you? I’m that guy.
leave us with a few words of wisdom?
Never fight a land war in Asia.