A/S/L... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!
Alright, so Mel, let me start this off by saying that the entry you left me has seriously made my life.
Next, let me emphasize how fucking AMAZING it has been to have you here this weekend. This weekend has been completely off the charts and will definitely go down in the history of us crazy bitches.
Everything from trying to fight hippies to trying to fight/stab annoying boys, screwdrivers and shots, retarded conversations, eating nonstop at wendys, the diner, and sonic!, the bitch on rollerskates who wouldn't give us refills, walking for 3849723 hours to that party only to stop and fix our makeup before our entrance, the burrito buggy rolling away on us, taking tons of pictures, making prank phone calls, Sarah, killing boys' egos at the bars, my first lunchbox experience!, my sparks surprise, getting dolled up for hours and hours, unfortunately seeing Brian half naked, having to babysit you while you're in the shower, talking to cops outside, supposedly being fat with A cups, making fun of shitty music, boys trying to fuck their sister, witnessing everyone steal cases of water, yelling twat during brunch, beings jerks for the hell of it, purring, the many stories at brunch, your PBR shirt, kendell walking in the next morning in the same clothes, the tons of one-liners, talking shit to a little kid, shopping, trashing my dorm room, trashing the lobby by destroying the newspapers and dumping the trash, being a tree-hugger, catching kendell in your shoes, reminding you how to walk up the stairs... one foot at a time, being comfortable enough to scratch each other's face when our hands are full, talking with a jamaican dialect, spitting, you putting the aids ribbon in your hair, being vulgar, giving random people a hard time, trying to get free burritos with our cuteness, the evo danceclub, our kitchen dance party where we were grinding on each other and singing rap songs, me calling the cab driver out on his rolling stop, and many, many other completely ridiculous things.
I really wish you lived here with me because to be honest, you're pretty much the love of my life. Only a month or so until I'm home for summer though... and then the chaos can continue!
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, TWAT!,
and thanks again for coming and making this the best weekend ever!@#!@#
<333!!
Next, let me emphasize how fucking AMAZING it has been to have you here this weekend. This weekend has been completely off the charts and will definitely go down in the history of us crazy bitches.
Everything from trying to fight hippies to trying to fight/stab annoying boys, screwdrivers and shots, retarded conversations, eating nonstop at wendys, the diner, and sonic!, the bitch on rollerskates who wouldn't give us refills, walking for 3849723 hours to that party only to stop and fix our makeup before our entrance, the burrito buggy rolling away on us, taking tons of pictures, making prank phone calls, Sarah, killing boys' egos at the bars, my first lunchbox experience!, my sparks surprise, getting dolled up for hours and hours, unfortunately seeing Brian half naked, having to babysit you while you're in the shower, talking to cops outside, supposedly being fat with A cups, making fun of shitty music, boys trying to fuck their sister, witnessing everyone steal cases of water, yelling twat during brunch, beings jerks for the hell of it, purring, the many stories at brunch, your PBR shirt, kendell walking in the next morning in the same clothes, the tons of one-liners, talking shit to a little kid, shopping, trashing my dorm room, trashing the lobby by destroying the newspapers and dumping the trash, being a tree-hugger, catching kendell in your shoes, reminding you how to walk up the stairs... one foot at a time, being comfortable enough to scratch each other's face when our hands are full, talking with a jamaican dialect, spitting, you putting the aids ribbon in your hair, being vulgar, giving random people a hard time, trying to get free burritos with our cuteness, the evo danceclub, our kitchen dance party where we were grinding on each other and singing rap songs, me calling the cab driver out on his rolling stop, and many, many other completely ridiculous things.
I really wish you lived here with me because to be honest, you're pretty much the love of my life. Only a month or so until I'm home for summer though... and then the chaos can continue!
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, TWAT!,
and thanks again for coming and making this the best weekend ever!@#!@#
<333!!