bored
this is a story for kelleigh(music in the backround) wow i'm bored....
once upon a time...there were 2 little girls. their names were kelleigh and emily. they liked to torture their cousins john and james...it was fun. they put thumbtacks on their seats and worms in their cereal. although john and james tried to get them back, the clever little devil children(a.k.a emily and kelleigh) outsmarted them! HAHA! in addition to torturing their unfortunate cousins, these little girls enjoying playing in the desert, although their parents forbid it. on day, they came upon a rattle snake, this rattle snake was ratleing(no clue how to spell that) (dun dun dunnnnnnn-drum roll) so kelleigh walks up to the ratling snakem, picks it up by its rattle-thingy and swings it around, all the while scolding the snake saying.."baaad snaky baaaaad baaad snaky!!! go away before i feed you to my cousin! bwahahahahahah" so of course, the snake listened and slowly wiggled into the sunset. kelleigh and emily laugh in triumph and emily made a special sign for that place "beware all snakes! do not attempt to attack little girls, or they will attack YOU!". from then on the little girls became known as "lords of the snake" (yea i know its supposed to be ladies, but work with me here people) they were feared by all snakes. another pastime they enjoyed was spying on people...the stories i could tell you would cuddle(supposed to be curdle...butohwell) your blood, so i'll tell you one of the tamed down ones.....(clears throat and almost chokes) on day, when they had stolen binoculars(from where i have no clue) and were spying on the neighbor, who happened to be making cookies. all of a sudden(pause for effect) the neighbor put some of the dough in his mouth!!! the girls were shocked out of their ninja turtle socks! how could he do this?? they imidiately went into action. while kelleigh held the rope, emily rappeled down the chimmney to leave a note for the wife, saying "your husband has violated law number 303485, NEVER under any circumstances, eat cookie dough when your wife isn't home" once the not had been delivered, the girls retreated to their window to wait for the inevitable punishment that was to be delivered to the violating husband. they watched intensly as the wife walked through the door, read the note, and slowly started to turn bright orange with anger!!! as soon as her husband walked through the door, she whipped out her most dangerous weapon.....THE BROOM! dun dun dun duuuuuunnnnn. the girls watched as the wife smacked her husband with THE BROOM, chasing him into the kitchen and sentencing him to a month of doing the dishes(appropriate punishment for such a crime as his). when it was finished, kelleigh and emily looked at each other, then burst out laughing...and continued to do so until their eyes watered and their moms came in, complaining of the noise.
THE END...or to be continued....i havn't decided yet(any thoughts???)
p.s this picture is for kristina..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/dy_a_day/jude333.jpg
once upon a time...there were 2 little girls. their names were kelleigh and emily. they liked to torture their cousins john and james...it was fun. they put thumbtacks on their seats and worms in their cereal. although john and james tried to get them back, the clever little devil children(a.k.a emily and kelleigh) outsmarted them! HAHA! in addition to torturing their unfortunate cousins, these little girls enjoying playing in the desert, although their parents forbid it. on day, they came upon a rattle snake, this rattle snake was ratleing(no clue how to spell that) (dun dun dunnnnnnn-drum roll) so kelleigh walks up to the ratling snakem, picks it up by its rattle-thingy and swings it around, all the while scolding the snake saying.."baaad snaky baaaaad baaad snaky!!! go away before i feed you to my cousin! bwahahahahahah" so of course, the snake listened and slowly wiggled into the sunset. kelleigh and emily laugh in triumph and emily made a special sign for that place "beware all snakes! do not attempt to attack little girls, or they will attack YOU!". from then on the little girls became known as "lords of the snake" (yea i know its supposed to be ladies, but work with me here people) they were feared by all snakes. another pastime they enjoyed was spying on people...the stories i could tell you would cuddle(supposed to be curdle...butohwell) your blood, so i'll tell you one of the tamed down ones.....(clears throat and almost chokes) on day, when they had stolen binoculars(from where i have no clue) and were spying on the neighbor, who happened to be making cookies. all of a sudden(pause for effect) the neighbor put some of the dough in his mouth!!! the girls were shocked out of their ninja turtle socks! how could he do this?? they imidiately went into action. while kelleigh held the rope, emily rappeled down the chimmney to leave a note for the wife, saying "your husband has violated law number 303485, NEVER under any circumstances, eat cookie dough when your wife isn't home" once the not had been delivered, the girls retreated to their window to wait for the inevitable punishment that was to be delivered to the violating husband. they watched intensly as the wife walked through the door, read the note, and slowly started to turn bright orange with anger!!! as soon as her husband walked through the door, she whipped out her most dangerous weapon.....THE BROOM! dun dun dun duuuuuunnnnn. the girls watched as the wife smacked her husband with THE BROOM, chasing him into the kitchen and sentencing him to a month of doing the dishes(appropriate punishment for such a crime as his). when it was finished, kelleigh and emily looked at each other, then burst out laughing...and continued to do so until their eyes watered and their moms came in, complaining of the noise.
THE END...or to be continued....i havn't decided yet(any thoughts???)
p.s this picture is for kristina..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/dy_a_day/jude333.jpg
