Why I am the best baseball player ever, well close to it
In case you were unaware of this...
I hit .306 with 27 HR, 102 RBI, 17 SB, and 99 runs in 2005. I played in all but 2 games last season, my first full season. Eat Shit, Ryan Howard. If I had played like 10 less games last year I would have been the fucking Rookie of the Year. I blew his numbers out of the water for real.
Just further proof that yes, I am an amazing baseball player and someday I'm going to make more money than God.
I hit .306 with 27 HR, 102 RBI, 17 SB, and 99 runs in 2005. I played in all but 2 games last season, my first full season. Eat Shit, Ryan Howard. If I had played like 10 less games last year I would have been the fucking Rookie of the Year. I blew his numbers out of the water for real.
Just further proof that yes, I am an amazing baseball player and someday I'm going to make more money than God.