A Note to the Geeks Booking Rooms Today
Kotaku, Browncoats, Superheroes and Stormtroopers of the Dragon*Con Marriott Landgrab!
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty- loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the football fans, the elimination of the tyranny of staying in an overflow hotel, and security for ourselves at our favorite convention.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.
But this is the year 2011 ! Much has happened since the LSU fan triumphs of 2010I. The convention and hotel owners have in- flicted upon the football fans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our online offensive has seriously reduced their capacity to know online booking codes, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting geeks. The tide has turned ! The geeks of the world are marching together to Victory !
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory !
Good Luck ! And let us beseech the blessing of Al- mighty God, the giant spaghetti monster, and Cthulhu upon this great and noble undertaking.
-dwrd
