007 - One thousand thousand slimy things

[dwn_infinite]

You know, I don't think these things mind me being up here. Other than an occasional antennae-frisking they leave me alone. It makes my job easier, at least

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[its_me_hooray]

Nobody throws the Mighty Nightlaser into the elevator like a rowdy bar goer!

I'll quit any time I want!

[dwn_infinite]

You're better off down there. Trust me. We have enough to worry about up here without people running around bludgeoning ants with an old baseball bat.

It doesn't work very well, you might have noticed.

[its_me_hooray]

Ah-ha, but that's where you're wrong. It's not any old baseball bat... that's the Nightlaser's Gavel of Justice!

[Pause.] Okay, you're right. I think I need a sword or something, but Cara's only giving them to Watch and Guard people.

Give him something to do

[dwn_infinite]

[Pen Taps]

Why don't you guard the elevator exit to the wilderness? You can make sure no ants get through.

He loves you forever. Once a lackey...

[its_me_hooray]

Yes sir!