Hip Hop News Flash

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This just in..... Michael Jackson, and Keith Sweat have just signed to G-Unit, ladies & gentlemen. The first single will be a gangsta ass duet entitled, "Fucks wit a Nigga?". We attempted to speak with G-Unit CEO, Mr. Cent himself, but our calls were not returned.

You may now return to whatever the fuck you were doing before i interrupted you with this bullshit.