Loose off the Goose
Merry Christmas to everyone out there. I've been blessed this year, and i'm fortunate to have the best daughters in the world, a wonderful, loving family, and the most beautiful, amazing woman by my side, calling me baby, and welcoming me into her life and body with open arms, and legs.
That being said, i bring you a Christmas story.... Just an excerpt from an evening in my life.
So the other night my lady tells me she wants to go out, which was cool cuz i wanted to go out too. Only problem was that all our usual baby sitters were on strike, for whatever reason. So My lady gets a call from the girls, and dips out, claiming to return in like two hours. That's cool. I wanted to get twisted, but sitting home on daddy duty will suffice *rolling eyes*. So, i'm at the house, my daughter falls asleep, and i'm bored as shit. And i'm not the type to sweat my lady when she's out, and vice versa. We have a damn good relationship like that, but that night i was getting pissed, and every time she'd call me, you could tell she was getting drunker, and drunker. Calling me, slurring about what she's gonna do to me when she gets home, and how she needs my what in her who. And how hot, and wet her so and so was, and what she wanted to do with my you know what. So finally, i call her around 3ish, and her friends pick up, half drunk too, and promising me that they'll get my sloppy drunk, belligerent, woman home as soon as they get it together. I can hear my boo singing in the background like a damn wino. So i hang up, and another hour passes before i hear her stumbling into the house downstairs. I'm pissed the fuck off, but i don't feel like discussing shit with this drunk, so i play sleep........Shiiiiiiiit, this woman rushes up the steps, busts in the door, and comes at ,me like a fucking freight train. Sucking, and kissing, and tearing off my boxers. If i was upset, that shit went away real quick, because she was a fucking amazon. I had never seen her like that before. This fucking freak fucked me, and sucked me from the window to the wall, on some literal shit. From the bed, to the floor, down the stairs, on the couch, on the kitchen floor....the shit was insane. Like some straight porn shit. Shit talking, and pussy rubbing, a plenty. I asked her what she was drinking, and she said Grey Goose & Redbull. I was like, Damn, you need to drink that shit more often. Cuz she turned me the fuck out, and i'm a difficult nigga to turn out. But i told her that she's lucky she came home on some "shut up and fuck this pussy" shit, cuz she was gonna get cussed the fuck out in the morning. But instead, she ended up getting an extra present under the tree. Yep, you guessed it....
Wait for it......
A big ass bottle of Grey Goose, and a case of Redbull.
Merry Christmas
That being said, i bring you a Christmas story.... Just an excerpt from an evening in my life.
So the other night my lady tells me she wants to go out, which was cool cuz i wanted to go out too. Only problem was that all our usual baby sitters were on strike, for whatever reason. So My lady gets a call from the girls, and dips out, claiming to return in like two hours. That's cool. I wanted to get twisted, but sitting home on daddy duty will suffice *rolling eyes*. So, i'm at the house, my daughter falls asleep, and i'm bored as shit. And i'm not the type to sweat my lady when she's out, and vice versa. We have a damn good relationship like that, but that night i was getting pissed, and every time she'd call me, you could tell she was getting drunker, and drunker. Calling me, slurring about what she's gonna do to me when she gets home, and how she needs my what in her who. And how hot, and wet her so and so was, and what she wanted to do with my you know what. So finally, i call her around 3ish, and her friends pick up, half drunk too, and promising me that they'll get my sloppy drunk, belligerent, woman home as soon as they get it together. I can hear my boo singing in the background like a damn wino. So i hang up, and another hour passes before i hear her stumbling into the house downstairs. I'm pissed the fuck off, but i don't feel like discussing shit with this drunk, so i play sleep........Shiiiiiiiit, this woman rushes up the steps, busts in the door, and comes at ,me like a fucking freight train. Sucking, and kissing, and tearing off my boxers. If i was upset, that shit went away real quick, because she was a fucking amazon. I had never seen her like that before. This fucking freak fucked me, and sucked me from the window to the wall, on some literal shit. From the bed, to the floor, down the stairs, on the couch, on the kitchen floor....the shit was insane. Like some straight porn shit. Shit talking, and pussy rubbing, a plenty. I asked her what she was drinking, and she said Grey Goose & Redbull. I was like, Damn, you need to drink that shit more often. Cuz she turned me the fuck out, and i'm a difficult nigga to turn out. But i told her that she's lucky she came home on some "shut up and fuck this pussy" shit, cuz she was gonna get cussed the fuck out in the morning. But instead, she ended up getting an extra present under the tree. Yep, you guessed it....
Wait for it......
A big ass bottle of Grey Goose, and a case of Redbull.
Merry Christmas