Hurts when i sit, but not when i shit.
My ass hurts. Not so much the ass hole, but the whole ass. It's an annoying pain that kicks in every time i stand, sit, walk, or just generally flex my ass muscles. And no, i'm not into ass-play, so any of you homosexual males that may have just gotten excited at the mention of my ass hurting, STOP! STOP NOW!! You can reference the subject line for clarification. I actually bruised my ass from spending so much time on that damn bike lately. I did like 10 miles yesterday, and by mile number nine, it starts to feel like there's no seat, just a metal pole up my ass.....or something. But yeah, that shit hurts like a bitch. I'm gonna have to pad my jockeys with some folded up clothes or something, cuz my ass is on fucking fire.... Any suggestions? I know i'm not the only asshole that still rides a bicycle for fitness. K,Thanks,bye.