End of Time Parody
I don't even know if this is really funny, but it's how I feel about The End of Time Part One.
My fellow Doctor Who fans... sit back, relax and enjoy (LOL) Now you know what yours truly does when she has far to much time on her hands.
A day in the BBC office:
BBC Execs: Look mate, it’s not that we don’t trust you, it’s just that you’ve written some doozies. (Ticks on finger)
There was Love and Monsters, (everyone in the room shudders as RTD thinks ‘note to self never cast Shirley Henderson in anything again). There was those Daleks in Manhattan, and let’s not forget Doctor Jesus...
RTD: But, but, the fans know what they want, and they want me!
Audience: Nooo that would be David Tennant.
(Moffat tries not to look smug thinking about the superior Who scripts he’s written)
RTD: Ok, well maybe I’ve had my moments, but doesn’t everyone. I can’t be perfect all of the time. Trust me; this one is going to be great!!!
BBC Exec: Ok, well you did get the show off the ground, and you did write some good shiz like Utopia and The Parting of the Ways so we’ll trust you one more time. After all, it is your swansong, surely you wouldn’t cock this one up?
RTD: Thanks! This is going to be great! The biggest, boldest, loudest episode of New Who yet, complete with superfluous guest stars! I can just see the expressions on the fans faces already!
(BBC exec fidgets with worry. This was not his idea of a good Who episode at all. He had learnt from experience)
Narrator (Timothy Dalton): But RTD had already run gleefully out of the room, his glasses slightly askew, and thus Doctor Who: the End of Time was born...
My fellow Doctor Who fans... sit back, relax and enjoy (LOL) Now you know what yours truly does when she has far to much time on her hands.
A day in the BBC office:
BBC Execs: Look mate, it’s not that we don’t trust you, it’s just that you’ve written some doozies. (Ticks on finger)
There was Love and Monsters, (everyone in the room shudders as RTD thinks ‘note to self never cast Shirley Henderson in anything again). There was those Daleks in Manhattan, and let’s not forget Doctor Jesus...
RTD: But, but, the fans know what they want, and they want me!
Audience: Nooo that would be David Tennant.
(Moffat tries not to look smug thinking about the superior Who scripts he’s written)
RTD: Ok, well maybe I’ve had my moments, but doesn’t everyone. I can’t be perfect all of the time. Trust me; this one is going to be great!!!
BBC Exec: Ok, well you did get the show off the ground, and you did write some good shiz like Utopia and The Parting of the Ways so we’ll trust you one more time. After all, it is your swansong, surely you wouldn’t cock this one up?
RTD: Thanks! This is going to be great! The biggest, boldest, loudest episode of New Who yet, complete with superfluous guest stars! I can just see the expressions on the fans faces already!
(BBC exec fidgets with worry. This was not his idea of a good Who episode at all. He had learnt from experience)
Narrator (Timothy Dalton): But RTD had already run gleefully out of the room, his glasses slightly askew, and thus Doctor Who: the End of Time was born...