It's sad that I think more than one person on my f-list will find this interesting (myself included) so:
Mario Kart Character Bonus Stats - as in how much of a particular statistic they improve.
I was actually a bit surprised by this and thought all the characters of a certain size class were identical (i.e. Mario = Luigi = Peach), but apparently that's wrong. This may force me to rethink my "always pick Koopa Troopa no matter what" strategy that has existed since the SNES version (where frankly every game degenerated into "who can move their cursor to Koopa Troopa first" and "who had to settle for Toad" which was similar to Tecmo Bowl and Walter Peyton, may he rest in peace...this is a long tangent).
Anyway looks like Baby Daisy (HI I'M CRAZY DAISY) or...Baby Peach -_- might be the best option given my play style. Lame.