I'll Take Mine Intravenously.
I spent the first maybe 2 or 3 hours of my day getting hip to the lingo the kids are using nowadays at www.urbandictionary.com.
I chose to flex my mad language skeelz in Grand Rapids to people who looked... hhhmmm, I wont be delicate about this... black.
Needless to say I spent the next few hours waking up and am now, apparently, in stable condition. Kind of instant karma for being such a bigot, I suppose.
At any rate I learned that the movies are correct, if there is an old, hideous, or just generally unappealing nurse on staff she will really push those sponge baths. Also you should only eat the Jell-o from the hospital as the rest of the food is designed to keep you there for as long as is undetectably possible.
I chose to flex my mad language skeelz in Grand Rapids to people who looked... hhhmmm, I wont be delicate about this... black.
Needless to say I spent the next few hours waking up and am now, apparently, in stable condition. Kind of instant karma for being such a bigot, I suppose.
At any rate I learned that the movies are correct, if there is an old, hideous, or just generally unappealing nurse on staff she will really push those sponge baths. Also you should only eat the Jell-o from the hospital as the rest of the food is designed to keep you there for as long as is undetectably possible.