Love my job.

Aug 17, 2002 23:12

Let's recap, shall we?

This would be why you don't screw with rings of power.

Amroth - Golden penis and testicles
Lily - Ruby things-around-the-nipples and sapphire nipples
Glorfie - One crystal ass

God, I missed this.

::goes to sleep HAPPY AND CONTENT AND NOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LIKE THESE THREE::

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king_amroth August 17 2002, 20:41:35 UTC
Highly disappointed in you ringy! I took you in and you smited me. Of course I was going to reject you! How couldn't I?

But this?! This is cruel and terrible. I hope Glorfie does pick out every one of those stones of yours. Then I'll crush the bastards.

*Goes off to be some guy's bitch. Wonders if Theodred is free*

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lily_cotton August 17 2002, 20:43:41 UTC
*cough* Are you sure you're able to do that right now?

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king_amroth August 17 2002, 20:45:13 UTC
Do what? He'll just have to be on top. I'm open minded. Particularly when I'm stressed. Hmm..a swim would probably do the trick.

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lily_cotton August 17 2002, 20:48:49 UTC
Ok, so what are you going to do when you can't...*cough*...reciprocate what the guy does for you?

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king_amroth August 17 2002, 20:54:01 UTC
Lily, the guy is shoving his dick up my ass. I'm sure he'd be getting off even more than me. And if that fails, there's always hand jobs and blow jobs. Remember, I'm quite good on my knees.

((*shock* SO cannot believe I'm typing this))

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lily_cotton August 17 2002, 21:08:18 UTC
Yes, have heard that about you. *pout* Shame your sidekick is the last to know for sure about your multiple talents...

Ok, but wait..you are the sexually frustrated one..what can he do to you considering your flacid yet, suprisingly shiny condition?

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king_amroth August 17 2002, 21:13:29 UTC
Nymphomaniacs need comforting. So what if I can't come- yet! It'll all be well soon enough *prays* and then that will be one amazing orgasm.

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