Let's recap, shall we?
This would be why you don't screw with rings of power. Amroth -
Golden penis and testiclesLily -
Ruby things-around-the-nipples and sapphire nipplesGlorfie -
One crystal ass God, I missed this.
::goes to sleep HAPPY AND CONTENT AND NOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LIKE THESE THREE::
But this?! This is cruel and terrible. I hope Glorfie does pick out every one of those stones of yours. Then I'll crush the bastards.
*Goes off to be some guy's bitch. Wonders if Theodred is free*
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((*shock* SO cannot believe I'm typing this))
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Ok, but wait..you are the sexually frustrated one..what can he do to you considering your flacid yet, suprisingly shiny condition?
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