Love my job.

[dwarven_band]

Let's recap, shall we?

This would be why you don't screw with rings of power.

Amroth - Golden penis and testicles
Lily - Ruby things-around-the-nipples and sapphire nipples
Glorfie - One crystal ass

God, I missed this.

::goes to sleep HAPPY AND CONTENT AND NOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LIKE THESE THREE::

Comments

[lily_cotton]

Um...I kinda don't mind mine..they're almost cool. Hehe...

And, I'm not sexually frustrated..all my..*cough* important parts still work...I just got icing on the cake...thanks!

[dwarven_band]

::dreams about letting Lily keep hers if she likes them::

[king_amroth]

I thought you said that you weren't getting any.

[lily_cotton]

*sigh* I'm not...but...if the opportunity arises (which it doesn't look like will happen!) I can still do what I have to do...unlike others I know...*cough*

[king_amroth]

Sounds like someone is about to lose their sidekick promotional gift.

[lily_cotton]

Hey, I told you what would happen if I didn't get my gift, I would go on strike. I think you better be nice to me...I think you need someone to watch your back right now...

[king_amroth]

Fine. You still get your promotional gift. But I don't know if I can keep from strangling you much longer.

Need alcohol.

[lily_cotton]

Um..alcohol might just compound your little problem there..*snicker*