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dwarven_band

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May 27, 2003 17:37

o.o

AHAHAAA! FREE! FREE AT LAST I TELL YOU! FREEEEEEEEEEE!

::clinks::

. . . Now what?

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minimelkie May 28 2003, 03:13:49 UTC

And where do you think you're going?

dwarven_band May 28 2003, 12:13:09 UTC

. . . figured I'd pop out to the store, buy you some sanitary napkins to play with and a single-stemmed carnation?

SHITSHITSHIT

minimelkie May 28 2003, 13:01:23 UTC

...

right. like anyone would believe that.

::locks you in a lead box::

dwarven_band May 28 2003, 14:44:59 UTC

I'll bet your MOTHER DID.

o.o

::roooooooooooooolls::

minimelkie May 31 2003, 12:41:14 UTC

::cackles:: I've seen the videos.... you don't want to know what my mother did

...and I have a suitable....punishment for disobedient shiny things like you...

dwarven_band May 31 2003, 14:42:27 UTC

You watch your MOTHER? In VIDEOS?

. . . how graphic and where can I get my band on them?

Is it sex?

minimelkie May 31 2003, 14:51:37 UTC

You have a problem with that?

My dad believes in hiding nothing. And I mean nothing.

They're part of Dad's private collection of home videos... and I'll leave what's in them up to your imagination...

dwarven_band May 31 2003, 14:55:58 UTC

Can you say "Oedipus complex"? Although you wouldn't be the first.

minimelkie May 31 2003, 15:09:53 UTC

I don't think I'll be shagging my mother and killing my father though...

...it hasn't happened in middle earth yet though...

dwarven_band May 31 2003, 15:12:51 UTC

You might as well. I mean, why not? I'll help.

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