It's... it's... a post! And some quiz. Oi.
A - Available?: Taken. Sorry, ladies.
A - Age: 16
A - Annoyance: People who cannot speak English correctly. It’s all or nothing, folks.
B - Best Friends?: All the home slices in the crib.
B - Band: The Slackers. If I had to pick. Which I’d rather not.
B - Birthday?: 10-2-89
C - Crush: Brittany. Also, your mom.
C - Car: I wish…
C - Cat: I wish for this as well.
D - Dead Pet's Name: I don’t think I named that one feeder fish.
D - Dad's Name: Bill Wagner
D - Dog: Nope. Smell funny anyway.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Brittany, I’d say.
E - Eggs: So, omelets. With cheese, and ham, and peppers (red, yellow and jalapeño), and onions, and more cheese.
E - Email: I’d prefer a call.
F - Favorite color?: Democrat Blue!
F - Food: Indian! Curry! *goes into veritable orgy of delicious*
F - Foreign Language: Suck. The Big One.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy Bears!
G - God: God no.
G - Good Times: Bangin’ your mom was pretty good. Also chillin’ wit dah home slices.
H - Hair Color: Brown...ish
H - Height: 5’11"
H - Happy: Ya.
I - Ice Cream: Rainbow Sherbet for life.
I - Instrument: Trumpet. Oh yes, the trumpet.
I - Idol: Myself.
J - Jewelry: *Checks under pants* Yeah, dude. So, no jewelry.
J - Job: No…
J - Jokes: Are funnier when CJ and I retell them than when Thomas makes them up.
K - Kids: Smell funny, some times.
K - Karate: Karate… Kid?
K - Kung Fu: Kung Pow!
L - Love or Lust: They both have their place. Lust’s place happens to be the bedroom.
L - Longest Car Ride: Yeah, I dunno.
L - Lipstick or Chap-stick: Chap stick - as I am still a dude.
M - Milk Flavor: 0%
M - Mother's Name: Carolyn Lee-Wagner
M - Movie Last Watched: A Night at the Opera (a Groucho Marx movie)
N - Number of Siblings: Zip, zilch, zero.
N - Name of Siblings: Nota Realone, Ima Faketoo
N - Name: William James Lee-Wagner. Not the third.
O - One Wish: I wish, I wish, I was a fish
O - One Phobia: Phobophobia. “There is nothing to fear but fear itself.” - FDR
O - Otter Pop: I need one. I need one right now.
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: My hot bodeh.
P - Part of your personality you like best: I’m very humble. Mostly because I’m better than you.
Q - Quick or Slow?: Quick?
Q - Queer or Straight?: Ah, I’m, sooo straight, girlfriend.
Q - Queen or King?: King, because... there's really no because.
R - Reason to smile: Chicken burritos.
R - Reality TV Shows: Are not cool.
R - Right or Left: Right hand, Left Wing.
S - Song Last Heard: Latin Goes Ska - The Skatalites
S - Series: CSI, 24, Numbers.
S - Seriously, where did the last one go?: Huh?
T - Time you woke up: 6:25 am (aka too damn early)
T - Time Now: 10:43 pm
T - Time for bed: When the hw is done, or I collapse. Whichever comes first.
U - Unknown: Why people like Almond Joy.
U - Unicorns: Have only one horn. WTF?
U - You are: Tired. Go figure.
V - Vegetable you love: Peppers (bell and jalapeño) are veggies, right?
V - Vegetable you hate: Broccoli, asparagus, those white things that look like broccoli.
V - View on Politics: Haha. Oh quiz, you know me so poorly, to ask that question.
W - Worst Habit: Sleeping in class.
W - What's up?: Taking a quiz that’s too damn long.
W - Why am I missing letters? Why are Jews only Jew-ish?
X - X-Rays: Are pretty cool.
X - X-Rated: As long as there are three Xs.
XYZ - Xanadu Yummed Zebras: Xavier Yanked Zooperman
Y - Year you were born: 1989
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow?: Blue.
Z - Zoo Animal: Zoos smell, as well.
Z - Zodiac: Libra
Z - Zoolander?: Amusing!
A - Age: 16
A - Annoyance: People who cannot speak English correctly. It’s all or nothing, folks.
B - Best Friends?: All the home slices in the crib.
B - Band: The Slackers. If I had to pick. Which I’d rather not.
B - Birthday?: 10-2-89
C - Crush: Brittany. Also, your mom.
C - Car: I wish…
C - Cat: I wish for this as well.
D - Dead Pet's Name: I don’t think I named that one feeder fish.
D - Dad's Name: Bill Wagner
D - Dog: Nope. Smell funny anyway.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Brittany, I’d say.
E - Eggs: So, omelets. With cheese, and ham, and peppers (red, yellow and jalapeño), and onions, and more cheese.
E - Email: I’d prefer a call.
F - Favorite color?: Democrat Blue!
F - Food: Indian! Curry! *goes into veritable orgy of delicious*
F - Foreign Language: Suck. The Big One.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy Bears!
G - God: God no.
G - Good Times: Bangin’ your mom was pretty good. Also chillin’ wit dah home slices.
H - Hair Color: Brown...ish
H - Height: 5’11"
H - Happy: Ya.
I - Ice Cream: Rainbow Sherbet for life.
I - Instrument: Trumpet. Oh yes, the trumpet.
I - Idol: Myself.
J - Jewelry: *Checks under pants* Yeah, dude. So, no jewelry.
J - Job: No…
J - Jokes: Are funnier when CJ and I retell them than when Thomas makes them up.
K - Kids: Smell funny, some times.
K - Karate: Karate… Kid?
K - Kung Fu: Kung Pow!
L - Love or Lust: They both have their place. Lust’s place happens to be the bedroom.
L - Longest Car Ride: Yeah, I dunno.
L - Lipstick or Chap-stick: Chap stick - as I am still a dude.
M - Milk Flavor: 0%
M - Mother's Name: Carolyn Lee-Wagner
M - Movie Last Watched: A Night at the Opera (a Groucho Marx movie)
N - Number of Siblings: Zip, zilch, zero.
N - Name of Siblings: Nota Realone, Ima Faketoo
N - Name: William James Lee-Wagner. Not the third.
O - One Wish: I wish, I wish, I was a fish
O - One Phobia: Phobophobia. “There is nothing to fear but fear itself.” - FDR
O - Otter Pop: I need one. I need one right now.
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: My hot bodeh.
P - Part of your personality you like best: I’m very humble. Mostly because I’m better than you.
Q - Quick or Slow?: Quick?
Q - Queer or Straight?: Ah, I’m, sooo straight, girlfriend.
Q - Queen or King?: King, because... there's really no because.
R - Reason to smile: Chicken burritos.
R - Reality TV Shows: Are not cool.
R - Right or Left: Right hand, Left Wing.
S - Song Last Heard: Latin Goes Ska - The Skatalites
S - Series: CSI, 24, Numbers.
S - Seriously, where did the last one go?: Huh?
T - Time you woke up: 6:25 am (aka too damn early)
T - Time Now: 10:43 pm
T - Time for bed: When the hw is done, or I collapse. Whichever comes first.
U - Unknown: Why people like Almond Joy.
U - Unicorns: Have only one horn. WTF?
U - You are: Tired. Go figure.
V - Vegetable you love: Peppers (bell and jalapeño) are veggies, right?
V - Vegetable you hate: Broccoli, asparagus, those white things that look like broccoli.
V - View on Politics: Haha. Oh quiz, you know me so poorly, to ask that question.
W - Worst Habit: Sleeping in class.
W - What's up?: Taking a quiz that’s too damn long.
W - Why am I missing letters? Why are Jews only Jew-ish?
X - X-Rays: Are pretty cool.
X - X-Rated: As long as there are three Xs.
XYZ - Xanadu Yummed Zebras: Xavier Yanked Zooperman
Y - Year you were born: 1989
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow?: Blue.
Z - Zoo Animal: Zoos smell, as well.
Z - Zodiac: Libra
Z - Zoolander?: Amusing!