Oh Canada? No.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I stole _lastresort's purse (-30 points). In March I pulled over and changed oriana_61's flat tire (15 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole unstained_pearl's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-691 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Dwarfer1212
I am SO much better than you guys. Canada, eh?