missed connection
ok, this is going to sound sort of weird, but whatever. i was at work today and this girl comes in and starts looking around. i approach her and ask if she needs help with anything. she turns around and we engage in the most intense eye contact i've ever had. (see also: eyef_cking or colby drasher's philosophy on eye contact) there was a solid 5 seconds of eye contact before words were exchanged and so much awkward smiling. she broke the silence saying she was just looking, so i left her alone. i then proceeded to giggle by the dressing room with the city sports girls. (tee hee hee was uttered 94 times.) a few minutes later i see her heading for the door and she turns around and this happens again! so so tempted to bolt out of the store and ask her on a date! but.. i've got paul imgrund sydrome, preventing me from any smooth/romantic gestures. symptoms include, but are not limited to: shyness, social awkwardness, curling into the fetal position, and peeing beds. this bothered me the rest of the shift and prompted me to think about writing a missed connection on craigs list. there is no way she'll ever see it, but you never know. i've never posted one before. what do you think? it would look something like this:
1337 city sports employee -m4w- 21
you: dark hair, black bailey works bag, jeans, flip flops, extremely cute.
me: blue shirt with 1337 written on back, new hampshire tattoo, probably made simpsons references without realizing it, smelled like a cross between burritos and old spice.
you were looking at bike locks. if i could pick between a unicorn or you, you would win. probably. unless moonbeam came to life. maybe your name is moonbeam. that'd be neat. we should ride bikes sometime. what do you think of bradjelina's baby? oh. they haven't had it yet? well i bet it will be good looking. you're probably wondering about my eye patch, huh? let's just say its not beacuse of pink eye!!! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahha. i bet you could eat 10 spikes hot dogs. we could ride bikes there and you can give me the t-shirt you win. i wouldn't think you were a pig. even if you threw up. as long as it wasn't on my new t-shirt. because i'd make you win me another one. ask for a blue one this time. it'll bring out the color in my good eye. there is this scene in audition where asami takes piano wire and cuts some dude's head off using it and it kind of reminds me of that movie deadlocked and when secor used to say "hey, this sort of reminds me of that movie deadlocked." do you feel the same way? i don't think you could palm a basketball, which i find attractive. i hope you will still like me even when i tell you that the guy who played mork on mork and mindy is my uncle and then you say i'm wrong and tell me its robin williams and i tell you it isn't and then you look it up on imdb and prove me wrong, and that i was on c-span with bob dole when i was 9. if you read this please send me an email and maybe we can schedule a time to hang out or preferably just talk on the internet. my screen name is goldengod59. are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see! lolz!!111!! i hope you're not because then the pickup line wouldn't work.
this is in or around city sports on boylston street
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
1337 city sports employee -m4w- 21
you: dark hair, black bailey works bag, jeans, flip flops, extremely cute.
me: blue shirt with 1337 written on back, new hampshire tattoo, probably made simpsons references without realizing it, smelled like a cross between burritos and old spice.
you were looking at bike locks. if i could pick between a unicorn or you, you would win. probably. unless moonbeam came to life. maybe your name is moonbeam. that'd be neat. we should ride bikes sometime. what do you think of bradjelina's baby? oh. they haven't had it yet? well i bet it will be good looking. you're probably wondering about my eye patch, huh? let's just say its not beacuse of pink eye!!! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahha. i bet you could eat 10 spikes hot dogs. we could ride bikes there and you can give me the t-shirt you win. i wouldn't think you were a pig. even if you threw up. as long as it wasn't on my new t-shirt. because i'd make you win me another one. ask for a blue one this time. it'll bring out the color in my good eye. there is this scene in audition where asami takes piano wire and cuts some dude's head off using it and it kind of reminds me of that movie deadlocked and when secor used to say "hey, this sort of reminds me of that movie deadlocked." do you feel the same way? i don't think you could palm a basketball, which i find attractive. i hope you will still like me even when i tell you that the guy who played mork on mork and mindy is my uncle and then you say i'm wrong and tell me its robin williams and i tell you it isn't and then you look it up on imdb and prove me wrong, and that i was on c-span with bob dole when i was 9. if you read this please send me an email and maybe we can schedule a time to hang out or preferably just talk on the internet. my screen name is goldengod59. are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see! lolz!!111!! i hope you're not because then the pickup line wouldn't work.
this is in or around city sports on boylston street
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests