phast phood philosophy
today was possibly my last visit to the wendy's between my house and parkview (the last official day of my student teaching). i never ate lunch during the day; instead, i stopped at either wendy's or subway on the way home. i went inside to order, but before i could begin, a man walked up to the counter with a caesar side salad and dressing in his hand. "i gotta have the fries. i tried, i just can't..." he said. the girl at the register, totally unphased by his comment, went and retrieved an order of biggie fries for the gentleman.
tried?? tried to what? you didn't try to eat the salad, because it was completely undisturbed in all its pre-packaged glory. are you saying that you ordering the salad instead of the fries with the combo and "trying" to talk yourself into going on with life sans deep-fried potato treats constitutes some sort of action? well, Spud McWillpower. it doesn't. nothing wrong with eating french fries, just do it man...but if you think that you as a human being can't display the self control to eat a wendy's side salad instead of french fries, then find a new species of which to be a part. i don't want to be misrepresented.
tried?? tried to what? you didn't try to eat the salad, because it was completely undisturbed in all its pre-packaged glory. are you saying that you ordering the salad instead of the fries with the combo and "trying" to talk yourself into going on with life sans deep-fried potato treats constitutes some sort of action? well, Spud McWillpower. it doesn't. nothing wrong with eating french fries, just do it man...but if you think that you as a human being can't display the self control to eat a wendy's side salad instead of french fries, then find a new species of which to be a part. i don't want to be misrepresented.