Microfic!

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I thought I'd try my hand...

Angst: "How could I?" "How could I not?"

AU: "Oh Emily. Calm down. You're much too skinny for roasting."

Crackfic: "Is it too much to ask for a fashionable zombie?

Crossover: "Olivia Benson: SVU" "Yes, yes I cut off his penis"

Death: *Ring-ring*. "Yes?" "Miranda...it's Patricia."

Film-Related: "'Call husband'. Check. 'Ex-husband.' Check, "new fiancée?"
Andrea: "I heard."

First Time: "Emily: And this is called Nutella?! I had no idea!'"

Fluff: "Snuggle-bunny?" "No". "Cupcake?" "No" "Red velvet cupcake?" "No...and yes"

Smut: "Whips and chains hmmm? That could be arranged"

Humour: "Oh for heaven's sake--they're just feet...AAAGHHHH!!!"

Hurt/Comfort: "You don't understand. I was irreplaceable."

Family: "Andrea. My gynecologist. You're to be implanted on Wednesday."