A prompt inspired by my friend

[jbthedelirious]

I don't care about plot. All I want is for somebody, Andy, Emily, Nigel, Serena, one of the twins, a random clacker...anybody to tell Miranda that she's "gayer than a double rainbow during a pride parade". Seriously, that's all I want. Because ever since a friend of mine said that to me, I haven't been able to get Miranda out of my head. Actually, I'm rarely able to get Miranda out of my head, but that's beside the point.

Like I said, I don't care what any potential writers want to do with this prompt as long as that line is somewhere in there