The Devil Wears Prada Crack Pairing Meme
Goofing around with a crack pairing meme that I found here http://piedra-lumbre.livejournal.com/2742.html#cutid1 using DWP characters. Um, feel free to use any of these for prompts, there's a lot of great stuff here, mostly crack though. Oh and I modified the meme just a little.
So here are the 12 characters I picked for this.
1. Jacqueline
2. Nigel
3. Emily
4. James
5. Nate
6. Jocelyn
7. Christian
8. Serena
9. Doug
10. Lily
11. Andy
12. Miranda
And the questions and my answers are under the cut
Have you ever read a 6(Jocelyn)/11(Andy) fic? Do you want to? Yep too bad it’s on hiatus.
Do you think 4(James) is hot? How hot? Nah, I don’t swing that way.
What would happen if 12(Miranda) got 8(Serena) pregnant? Whatever happens, that’s gotta be one hell of a good lookin’ kid.
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9(Doug)? Can’t say I can.
Would 2(Nigel) and 6(Jocelyn) made a good couple? They’d make a weird couple…
5(Nate)/9(Doug) or 5(Nate)/10(Lily)? How about Nate/Doug/Lily? Hmmm?
What would happen if 7(Christian) walked in on 2(Nigel) and 12(Miranda) having sex? He’d probably go off to tell Page Six, but then Miranda would blackmail him.
Make up a summary for a 3(Emily)/10(Lily) fic. Andy, feeling bad about the fact that Lily’s romantic life is nonexistent and Miranda, feeling aggravated with Emily’s incompetence (which she knows is related to a lack of sexytime), decide to play matchmaker for the two women. And um…that’s all I’ve got.
Is there such thing as 1(Jacqueline)/8(Serena) fluff? I don’t think there is. Not saying there couldn’t be though.
Suggest a title for a 7(Christian)/12(Miranda) hurt/comfort fic. We’re Only Good For The Latest Trends. Taken from “Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued” by Fall Out Boy
What kind of plot device would you use if wanted 4(James) to deflower 1(Jacqueline)? I’m sure alcohol would be involved
What might 10(Lily) scream at a moment of great passion? I don’t know… Oh God! Maybe?
If you wrote a song-fic about 8(Serena), which song would you choose? Girls on Film by Duran Duran
If you wrote a 1(Jacqueline)/6(Jocelyn)/12(Miranda) fic, what would the warnings be? Warning: May cause insomnia, because there’s no way somebody could get that out of their head.
What would be a good pick-up line for 2(Nigel) to use on 10(Doug)? “Armani?” Nigel asks, brushing the collar of the younger man’s jacket.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5(Nate)? I don’t think I ever have.
What is 6’s(Jocelyn) super secret kink? I can’t think of anything. Damn it.
Would 11(Andy) shag 9(Doug)? Drunk or sober? Probably not, but if she did alcohol would probably be involved.
If 3(Emily) and 7(Christian) get together, who tops? I’m thinking Emily
“1(Jacqueline) and 9(Doug) are in a happy relationship until 9(Doug) suddenly runs off with 4(James). 1(Jacqueline), brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with 11(Andy) and a brief unhappy affair with 12(Miranda), then follows the wise advice of 5(Nate) and finds true love with 3(Emily).” What title would you give this fic? The Great Devil Wears Prada Crack Pairing Fic.
How would you feel if 7(Christian)/8(Serena) was canon? I would probably scream and curse because, damn it, in my mind Serena is Emily’s girl.
So here are the 12 characters I picked for this.
1. Jacqueline
2. Nigel
3. Emily
4. James
5. Nate
6. Jocelyn
7. Christian
8. Serena
9. Doug
10. Lily
11. Andy
12. Miranda
And the questions and my answers are under the cut
Have you ever read a 6(Jocelyn)/11(Andy) fic? Do you want to? Yep too bad it’s on hiatus.
Do you think 4(James) is hot? How hot? Nah, I don’t swing that way.
What would happen if 12(Miranda) got 8(Serena) pregnant? Whatever happens, that’s gotta be one hell of a good lookin’ kid.
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9(Doug)? Can’t say I can.
Would 2(Nigel) and 6(Jocelyn) made a good couple? They’d make a weird couple…
5(Nate)/9(Doug) or 5(Nate)/10(Lily)? How about Nate/Doug/Lily? Hmmm?
What would happen if 7(Christian) walked in on 2(Nigel) and 12(Miranda) having sex? He’d probably go off to tell Page Six, but then Miranda would blackmail him.
Make up a summary for a 3(Emily)/10(Lily) fic. Andy, feeling bad about the fact that Lily’s romantic life is nonexistent and Miranda, feeling aggravated with Emily’s incompetence (which she knows is related to a lack of sexytime), decide to play matchmaker for the two women. And um…that’s all I’ve got.
Is there such thing as 1(Jacqueline)/8(Serena) fluff? I don’t think there is. Not saying there couldn’t be though.
Suggest a title for a 7(Christian)/12(Miranda) hurt/comfort fic. We’re Only Good For The Latest Trends. Taken from “Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued” by Fall Out Boy
What kind of plot device would you use if wanted 4(James) to deflower 1(Jacqueline)? I’m sure alcohol would be involved
What might 10(Lily) scream at a moment of great passion? I don’t know… Oh God! Maybe?
If you wrote a song-fic about 8(Serena), which song would you choose? Girls on Film by Duran Duran
If you wrote a 1(Jacqueline)/6(Jocelyn)/12(Miranda) fic, what would the warnings be? Warning: May cause insomnia, because there’s no way somebody could get that out of their head.
What would be a good pick-up line for 2(Nigel) to use on 10(Doug)? “Armani?” Nigel asks, brushing the collar of the younger man’s jacket.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5(Nate)? I don’t think I ever have.
What is 6’s(Jocelyn) super secret kink? I can’t think of anything. Damn it.
Would 11(Andy) shag 9(Doug)? Drunk or sober? Probably not, but if she did alcohol would probably be involved.
If 3(Emily) and 7(Christian) get together, who tops? I’m thinking Emily
“1(Jacqueline) and 9(Doug) are in a happy relationship until 9(Doug) suddenly runs off with 4(James). 1(Jacqueline), brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with 11(Andy) and a brief unhappy affair with 12(Miranda), then follows the wise advice of 5(Nate) and finds true love with 3(Emily).” What title would you give this fic? The Great Devil Wears Prada Crack Pairing Fic.
How would you feel if 7(Christian)/8(Serena) was canon? I would probably scream and curse because, damn it, in my mind Serena is Emily’s girl.