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[dvdaoz]

So i met this girl at a bar and i went up to her and said "So whats your name?" she replies "Cardive" I say to her "thats an interesting name, did your parents name you that?" she replies "No i named myself, I love cars and i like to skydive, so i chose Cardive as my name" she then looks at me and goes.."Well whats your name....?"

"Beersex"