My positivity fix...
Who needs a dose of their sanity? With all these crazy stuff going on?
I know I do.
And what better way to do that than the insanity that is AnS?
The guest is Sakai Maki. Love her skin. Does she even have make-up on? Love her dress. Oh, wait. I am not a dress-person.
But still, I love her dress.
It's blue. Yay.
They aired a CM clip of Sakai way back in the day, and the boys are close-to-smitten.
Sakai: You don't know this, right? This is the first time you've seen it?
Ohno: It's the first time I've seen it.
Sho: What year was this?
Sakai: This was 1992.
Sakai: How old were you in 1992?
Aiba is calculating.
Jun (thinks): 9 years old...
Aiba is still calculating..........XDDD
As per tradition, they make Aiba think of a nickname for their guest.
Aiba's rules on how to come up with a nickname:
1. Ask for her age.
Aiba: How old are you?
Sakai: I turned 38 this year.
Hot damn. She is 38.
2. Ask what her type of guy is.
Segue. Jun asks who, among the six of them, she liked best, and they all brace themselves.
Sho openly said he's nervous about her choice. I think that's the reason why she chose him. LOLZ! Kidding!
And, as in VS Arashi...the reaction is:
Audience: Eh~!!
Sho: This audience is rude!!!
Apparently she likes his comments and how he delivers the news. Chipmunk is one happy caster.
They make him deliver a spiel.
New style of hosting a show.
1. While Aiba thinks of a suitable nickname, slide in a few questions to the guests that can already qualify as the interview segment of the show
2. To please the guest, have Sho try out delivering the news. And the news would be...an Arashi promotion. With an Arashi song playing.
After all these.....Aiba has decided on a nickname.
MAKI-CHAN.
Aiba. Your IQ shoots through the roof.
Potato chips and egg...on cabbage?! And Nino will do it in 10 minutes?
The schoolboy!
Nino prepares, MatsuJun plays a tune, Sakai is impressed with Nino's skill...
Oh! Sho-chan! Incoming!! A threat! Nino's a threat!
Sho: Let's move on to the news!
Taste test.
Ohno is high. *chortles*
So is Sho.
And the schoolboy is smug.
Personally...I want to eat potato chips on its own.
......Vanilla ice cream on RAMEN?!
Sho has no complaints.
I told you. These two are high.
She likes Italian racers Valentino Rossi. Don't know him. Heeeeheeeee.
Arashi's way hotter than he is. Methinks. And Eddie Irvine. *coughs*
They try to map out her future. Until age 100.
I have this mindset that I won't reach the age of 40. I've accepted that, damnit. But if I get to 100, and THAT would be who will wait for me, then I will rethink living beyond 40.
But, on second thought, I'd be a majorly old and senile woman by then.....aahh...decisions, decisions....
She'll meet her dream guy this year. And she doesn't mind whether he's younger or older.
At age 39, she'll get married.
And she wants 2 kids, boy and girl.
And buy a house at age 41.
Then they meddle, move things here and there.
Then she decides to get divorced at age 45.
Then meet her dream guy again at age 46.
But she rethinks it, since it gives her a bad image, so....maybe she'll meet her second dream guy at age 49 instead.
Stop messing with her, ARASHI!!!!
But come to think of it, the one holding the divorce tag was Ogura-san. LOLZ.
Hanaichimon no game. It must be a kids' game in Japan?
Anyway, it is fun.
And Sho gets first crack at impersonation.
Let's go, baby.....
And she's supposed to do Edo Harumi's "G~ood!!" impersonation. Oh boy.
Jun. You really shouldn't be laughing like that. It's rude!
Aiba impersonates the "Kitaa~!" guy. Fail.
This is totally Sakai, I think. It was her idea. And the three wait in dread.
This is hilarious. Jun pulling a Sakana-kun (whoever he is) impersonation.
And who does he run to?
And yes, please. An Arashi Hanaichimon DVD. I'd definitely buy that.
You know who I want to see guest on AnS? Off the top of my head. Inoue Mao. Oguri Shun.
And KimuTaku.
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Gawd. I hope everything will be alright....