Transcriptus Inturruptus.
Well, it had to be done sooner or later, and I've been avoiding it like the plague because I knew how long it would take. And I spent - I'm not joking - ten hours on this today. And it's still not done. And y'know what? When QEI says the magic words, "You have my full protection," my motivation shriveled on the vine. And I'm not doing it tomorrow, dammit, I'm going to write those three stories I started. So here - have 2/3 of the transcript of Drake's Venture. It's the important part anyhow. And it might be good if someone beta'd it by watching the film with transcript in hand. I think I managed pretty well except for a few spots - no can do Portuguese. But right now, I feel like my brain is oozing out of my ear.