"What a weird cafe! There's a fat chicken drinking tea [...] and a weird bunny thing." -
laurel_valiant Bonus Quotes from the same situation!
"See, I have this ring, and I just used it to blast a fireball through my cubicle."
Me:"Where is the waitress going to get a new job?" V: "I don't know. Wherever people go to get jobs out of the public eye."
Context: Talking to him in the middle of the night and having him describe the dream world he was half-in.