Oh fucking hell. Sorry about that. Here's quotage for everyone!
13th: "That's not my come! It's gotta be mystery come!" - Someone I was dumpster-diving with
14th: "God, you're like the ultimate hoover vac or something!" "It's a HOOOO-VER!" - Anonymous
15th: "I'm a staaaarfish! I'm a cockroach! I'm a staaaarfish! I'm a cockroach! I'm a staaaarfish! I'm a cockroach!" ad infinitum - Friend of Catie's
16th: "Fun game: Find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger." -
xkcd.com Context later