March 7
Note: I whited out what wasn't specifically quotes of the day... but the entire story is there! Highlight for amusement.
"Me *somewhere in my room (prolly on my bed)*
I *look over at the window where the spider was*
Spider *is there*
Me: OMFWTFSPIDER??
Spider: I pulled a tricky-trick on you, bitch.
Me: I SPRAY YOU!
I *grab spray bottle of...bathroom cleanser*
Spraybottle: FSSH! FSSH! FSSH!
Spider: AHH! IT BURNS LIKE JESUS!
Spider *crawls into a crevice in my window*
I *wait there on bed, still clutching bottle*
Cleanser *drips down window*
Mom (from her bedroom): WTH ARE YOU DOING, J???
Me: Saving my life!" -
j_l_bate
Context.
"Me *somewhere in my room (prolly on my bed)*
I *look over at the window where the spider was*
Spider *is there*
Me: OMFWTFSPIDER??
Spider: I pulled a tricky-trick on you, bitch.
Me: I SPRAY YOU!
I *grab spray bottle of...bathroom cleanser*
Spraybottle: FSSH! FSSH! FSSH!
Spider: AHH! IT BURNS LIKE JESUS!
Spider *crawls into a crevice in my window*
I *wait there on bed, still clutching bottle*
Cleanser *drips down window*
Mom (from her bedroom): WTH ARE YOU DOING, J???
Me: Saving my life!" -
j_l_bate
Context.