Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army!
I was reading this really awesome fanfic called Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins The Army. It was hilarious! hahahahaha. Jake and Bella doing it doggy style... EPIC. and then the authors started rambling about Breaking Dawn (they had these insane author's notes)... They said they couldn't possibly compete with Breaking Dawn because it was more crazy than theirs...
And then I almost read a spoiler! ZOMG! IT WAS HORRIBLE. At least the part were I was trying very hard not to read it. I read a little bit though... Hey! I'm only a mere mortal. *Head desk*. I'm just weak....and the part I read is kinda frightening. PREGNANT BELLA!??!?!?! seriously????????? I wouldn't put it past the author... but SERIOUSLY!??!?!?! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. It should probably bother me that I'm more curious about the father of her child than the rest of the plot, but it doesn't. The suspense is killing me. This is by far, worse than waiting for Panic to get on that damn stage... only not really. I NEED THAT BOOK RIGHT NOW. TEN DAYS IS TEN DAYS I DON'T WANNA WAIT!
Lol! I'm so upset I'm listening to Tokio Hotel xD I have know idea what he's singing. I think it's something about being far away from something you love. 1000 oceans away. Talk about fitting.
There's no way I can sleep now. I'll probably stay up until four or maybe five trying to think about something else and most of all trying not to read anymore spoilers. I knew bands could do this to a person, but not books. Thanks a lot Stepenie!
Edit: I had to add the author's note on top of the "Doggy style" chapter xD
Marcy: Dude Roo…we are going to get flamed.
Roo: (ducks head) Er…yeah.
Marcy: We are so going to incur the wrath of Team Edward.
Roo: (ducks head) Er…yeah.
Marcy: At least Jake is having a good time.
Roo: (cringes) Oh God is he ever.
Marcy: This story is on crack.
Roo: Oh God…is it EVER!
Both: BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
And then I almost read a spoiler! ZOMG! IT WAS HORRIBLE. At least the part were I was trying very hard not to read it. I read a little bit though... Hey! I'm only a mere mortal. *Head desk*. I'm just weak....and the part I read is kinda frightening. PREGNANT BELLA!??!?!?! seriously????????? I wouldn't put it past the author... but SERIOUSLY!??!?!?! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. It should probably bother me that I'm more curious about the father of her child than the rest of the plot, but it doesn't. The suspense is killing me. This is by far, worse than waiting for Panic to get on that damn stage... only not really. I NEED THAT BOOK RIGHT NOW. TEN DAYS IS TEN DAYS I DON'T WANNA WAIT!
Lol! I'm so upset I'm listening to Tokio Hotel xD I have know idea what he's singing. I think it's something about being far away from something you love. 1000 oceans away. Talk about fitting.
There's no way I can sleep now. I'll probably stay up until four or maybe five trying to think about something else and most of all trying not to read anymore spoilers. I knew bands could do this to a person, but not books. Thanks a lot Stepenie!
Edit: I had to add the author's note on top of the "Doggy style" chapter xD
Marcy: Dude Roo…we are going to get flamed.
Roo: (ducks head) Er…yeah.
Marcy: We are so going to incur the wrath of Team Edward.
Roo: (ducks head) Er…yeah.
Marcy: At least Jake is having a good time.
Roo: (cringes) Oh God is he ever.
Marcy: This story is on crack.
Roo: Oh God…is it EVER!
Both: BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!