Bloody aftermath of a lesbian cluster fuck!!
Goddamn it...shit, ass, bitch, cunt, piss, cock sucker, mother fucker, tits, pole smoker, anal ranger, ass clown, shit magnet, cockbite, that is all the stamina I can muster up right now, see......
I have been infected with a super cold virus. I can only imagine that a cold that makes me feel this bad, could only have come from another planet. I think its parents must have known that the Centers for Decease Control was close to killing the whold planet of cold viruses, so they sent the cold to earth to be raised by a pack of wild bird flu virus'. Once it was strong enough I went straight for me. It attacked and has weakened me to a 220 blob on the couch. The only thing that could kill it is a piece of radioactive virus from its home planet. Ya that would do it. But, I don't know where it came from so Dimatapp and ice cream are my only defence. That and Movies on Demand(r) by Time Warner Cable (tm).
Seriously, someone just comeover and shoot me in the face. That would make me feel better.
I have been infected with a super cold virus. I can only imagine that a cold that makes me feel this bad, could only have come from another planet. I think its parents must have known that the Centers for Decease Control was close to killing the whold planet of cold viruses, so they sent the cold to earth to be raised by a pack of wild bird flu virus'. Once it was strong enough I went straight for me. It attacked and has weakened me to a 220 blob on the couch. The only thing that could kill it is a piece of radioactive virus from its home planet. Ya that would do it. But, I don't know where it came from so Dimatapp and ice cream are my only defence. That and Movies on Demand(r) by Time Warner Cable (tm).
Seriously, someone just comeover and shoot me in the face. That would make me feel better.