And the sun rose in the west.
://January
1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year? -- yes
2. Who kissed you at midnight? -- no one
3. Does it snow where you live? -- no
4. Do you like hot chocolate? -- no
5. Have you ever been to times square to watch the ball drop? -- no
://February
1. Who was your valentine in 2005? -- no one
2. What did your valentine get you? -- n/a
3. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class? -- no
4. Who have you done a project on for Black History Month? -- no
5. Do you care if the ground hog see's its shadow or not? -- no
://March
1. Are you Irish? -- no
2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day? -- no
3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2005? -- i can't recall
4. Are you Happy when winter is pretty much over? -- i suppose so, but mostly i cant recall
://April
1. Do you like the rain? -- yes (omfg, the first yes in this whole bloody thing)
2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year? -- no
3. Do you get tons of candy on easter? -- no
4. Do you celebrate 4-20? -- no
://May
1. What's your favorite kind of flower? -- (omg, it's not a yes/no question) sadly i dont really have a type
2. Do you like the spring? -- yes
3. Finish the phrase: April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? -- colonists
. What is the first spring color that comes to mind? -- blue
://June
1. What year did you graduate from school? -- 2005
2. Did you go on any vacations last June? -- yes
3. Did you realize nothing special happens in June? -- fuck you
://July
1. What did you do on the 4th of July? -- woke, slept
2. Do you go on any vacations during this month? -- yes
3. Do you Blast the A/C all day? -- yes
://August
1. Did you do anything special to end off your summer? -- yes
2. What was your favorite summer memory of '05? -- sleeping a lot
3. Do you go swimming a lot in the summer? -- no
4. Do you go to the beach a lot? -- no
://September
1. Did you attend school/college in '05? -- yes
2. Who is/was your favorite teacher? -- witelski, tho no one who reads this will know who he is
3. Do you like fall better than summer? -- no, college was hard
://October
1. What was your favorite halloween costume ever? -- I think i did homework
2. what's your favorite candy? -- nothing really
3. what did you dress up like this year? -- i didn't dress up, stop assuming.
://November
1. Whose house did you go to for thanksgiving? -- mine
2. Do you love stuffing? -- no
3. What are you thankful for? -- everything right?
://December
1. Do you celebrate Christmas? -- yes, especially teh presents right?
2. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe? -- no
3. What do you want this year for Christmas? -- nothing, and I got it also along with a tie
4. What's the best present you ever got for Christmas? -- the tie
5. Do you like cold weather? -- no
I bet I'm the last person in the world that you thought would fill one of these out.
1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year? -- yes
2. Who kissed you at midnight? -- no one
3. Does it snow where you live? -- no
4. Do you like hot chocolate? -- no
5. Have you ever been to times square to watch the ball drop? -- no
://February
1. Who was your valentine in 2005? -- no one
2. What did your valentine get you? -- n/a
3. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class? -- no
4. Who have you done a project on for Black History Month? -- no
5. Do you care if the ground hog see's its shadow or not? -- no
://March
1. Are you Irish? -- no
2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day? -- no
3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2005? -- i can't recall
4. Are you Happy when winter is pretty much over? -- i suppose so, but mostly i cant recall
://April
1. Do you like the rain? -- yes (omfg, the first yes in this whole bloody thing)
2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year? -- no
3. Do you get tons of candy on easter? -- no
4. Do you celebrate 4-20? -- no
://May
1. What's your favorite kind of flower? -- (omg, it's not a yes/no question) sadly i dont really have a type
2. Do you like the spring? -- yes
3. Finish the phrase: April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? -- colonists
. What is the first spring color that comes to mind? -- blue
://June
1. What year did you graduate from school? -- 2005
2. Did you go on any vacations last June? -- yes
3. Did you realize nothing special happens in June? -- fuck you
://July
1. What did you do on the 4th of July? -- woke, slept
2. Do you go on any vacations during this month? -- yes
3. Do you Blast the A/C all day? -- yes
://August
1. Did you do anything special to end off your summer? -- yes
2. What was your favorite summer memory of '05? -- sleeping a lot
3. Do you go swimming a lot in the summer? -- no
4. Do you go to the beach a lot? -- no
://September
1. Did you attend school/college in '05? -- yes
2. Who is/was your favorite teacher? -- witelski, tho no one who reads this will know who he is
3. Do you like fall better than summer? -- no, college was hard
://October
1. What was your favorite halloween costume ever? -- I think i did homework
2. what's your favorite candy? -- nothing really
3. what did you dress up like this year? -- i didn't dress up, stop assuming.
://November
1. Whose house did you go to for thanksgiving? -- mine
2. Do you love stuffing? -- no
3. What are you thankful for? -- everything right?
://December
1. Do you celebrate Christmas? -- yes, especially teh presents right?
2. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe? -- no
3. What do you want this year for Christmas? -- nothing, and I got it also along with a tie
4. What's the best present you ever got for Christmas? -- the tie
5. Do you like cold weather? -- no
I bet I'm the last person in the world that you thought would fill one of these out.