Dec 12, 2004 21:23
This is just a reaffirmation that Radio Free Du is still hanging around to tell you the truth about Willie Du....the Willie Du that he doesn't want you to know. For example, did you know that he:
1. steals candy from babies
2. knocks the cane away from old cripple women
3. set fire to last month's lawn-of-the-month
That's right my friends. And for a limited time only, you can partake in my anti-Du organization. The membership fee of 10 bucks is payable to Willie Du (theres no irony here you dummies stop looking for some), after which you should steal his socks or commit some other nuisance against him.