"I know you're fat, but just jump and I'll catch you if your boobs don't first knock me unconcious."
That fucking Cat in the Hat son-of-a-bitch is everywhere!
Behind me a cat is being really annoying but I'm too lazy to say "QUIT IT!"
Fuck Hugh Grant. And fuck all his movies. He is a one trick dog. In all of his movies he plays a sarcastic, bumbling, fumbling, often mumbling Englishman who falls in love or is trying to do something with a woman. Name a Hugh Grant movie that isn't a romantic comedy, or one of it's never straying sub-genres and I will mail Hugh Grant a formal letter of apology.
Do you really think the Apollo program was a hoax? Did we serioulsy not land on the moon? Because if we didn't, that'll ruin the aspirations of many children. Because I know from the moment I could talk 'til I tasted dehydrated neopolitan ice cream, I wanted to be an astronaut.
More people should carry firearms.
A lot of my friends really like my new haircut. Well it's not really new. It's more of an old haircut revisited. But this visit is a lot better. Because there's sex. Oh, and the aforementioned friends all live inside my mind. Like Drop Dead Fred. HAHAHA! Remember that movie? Remember when she slammed his face in the door and his head was flat. I used to laugh 'cause he looked like this kid, Dan Kime. Dan Kime had a flatface. It's like the story of How the Zebra Got Its Stripes, because I theorize how Dan Kime got a flat face. I wasn't always a pacifist. In fact, I used to be a violent little turd, and I threw a basketball square at his face in 3rd grade during recess once. That learned him real good. Learned him what? Not sure.
I have the lost the ability to write. Seriously, it's like 18 years of catharsis through literature has left me completely uninspired. What I need to do is go out and start living. I wish I were in college. 'Cause they'd teach me to write better.
Is college a joke?
Is this a joke? Two dudes walk into a bar; one ducks.
Behind me a cat is being really annoying but I'm too lazy to say "QUIT IT!"
Fuck Hugh Grant. And fuck all his movies. He is a one trick dog. In all of his movies he plays a sarcastic, bumbling, fumbling, often mumbling Englishman who falls in love or is trying to do something with a woman. Name a Hugh Grant movie that isn't a romantic comedy, or one of it's never straying sub-genres and I will mail Hugh Grant a formal letter of apology.
Do you really think the Apollo program was a hoax? Did we serioulsy not land on the moon? Because if we didn't, that'll ruin the aspirations of many children. Because I know from the moment I could talk 'til I tasted dehydrated neopolitan ice cream, I wanted to be an astronaut.
More people should carry firearms.
A lot of my friends really like my new haircut. Well it's not really new. It's more of an old haircut revisited. But this visit is a lot better. Because there's sex. Oh, and the aforementioned friends all live inside my mind. Like Drop Dead Fred. HAHAHA! Remember that movie? Remember when she slammed his face in the door and his head was flat. I used to laugh 'cause he looked like this kid, Dan Kime. Dan Kime had a flatface. It's like the story of How the Zebra Got Its Stripes, because I theorize how Dan Kime got a flat face. I wasn't always a pacifist. In fact, I used to be a violent little turd, and I threw a basketball square at his face in 3rd grade during recess once. That learned him real good. Learned him what? Not sure.
I have the lost the ability to write. Seriously, it's like 18 years of catharsis through literature has left me completely uninspired. What I need to do is go out and start living. I wish I were in college. 'Cause they'd teach me to write better.
Is college a joke?
Is this a joke? Two dudes walk into a bar; one ducks.