Stupid quiz
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"What's Daniel Graig doing here?"
2. How much cash do you have on you?
I'm not allowed to have money. The accidental cash in my wallet is there for my wife to take it. NOT for me to use it. This has been made very clear to me.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Whore.
(I like to "shock" every now and then in my online presences. You WERE shocked I used that word, right? Or at LEAST be a bit offended? Please?)
4. Favorite planet?
So far, Earth. It has some nice feautures (like a breathable atmosphere) that I really enjoy, even though it has some less desirable features as well, like theme parks and New Delhi.
As for Suze's answer that nothing comes close to Earth... I REALLY REALLY hope she's right!
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Suze. She's the ONLY 'missed-call-person' on that very long list.
I'm not quite sure why I HAVE a cell phone.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Ring tone?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Had to look. It looks like a salmon colored polo shirt. I just noticed I'm wearing it inside-out.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yes, I label myself as truly unique.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
Merrell.
10. Bright or dark room?
Bright. Except when I want to sleep or have to develop/print film, but that last thing hasn't happened in the last 36 years.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She’s awesome.
12. What does your watch look like?
It's a Coleman digital dual time clock with all kinds of functions that I have never used and probably never will use.
This one is actually for left handed people (which I'm not).
It costed $19.99.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Installing postfix on my Ubuntu machine so that my php scripts' mail function would actually work.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Happy Friday (from Laurilee).
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Can't be more than a few miles away, but I truly have no clue.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
That would actually be "actually"
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Suze.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Clyde. Actually, he was touching me.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
I do quite a bit of drugs. 7 or more different ones (including vitamines). I'm not sure what they all are .. Suze just tells me to take them, so I do.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None. This is 2007 for crying out loud.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
My first year must have been pretty darned interesting.
22. Your worst enemy?
My own laziness. But then, being overly active has its drawbacks too.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
I KNOW there must be a picture somewhere on my desk, but I can't find it right now. I'm sure it's Suze's picture.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"You missed him by two minutes" (To my boss inquiring about the where-abouts of my roomie)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
I already am able to fly. In fact, I do it frequently: I'm a Gold Member now.
But I don't particularly like it, unless it's business class.
So, I'll take the million.
26. Do you like someone?
Whom are you referring to? But in general, yes, there are quite a few people I like.
27. The last song you listened to?
A "for four hands" piano sonata by Carl Czerny in my car. Played very loudly.
28. What time of day were you born?
I think somewhere around 6am. That was the last time I got up that early.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Never happened to me: they don't sell beer in vending machines. Would this ever happen to me, I would shrug and walk away: it's not like I wasted a fortune (they don't sell diamonds in vending machines either).
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Somewhere on a wall in the garage.
High up, to make sure nobody would see it.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Python seems to be very hot these days, but I wouldn't mind extending my knowledge of Perl to the 'fluency' level either.
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
I moved for far less compelling reasons. So, yes, absolutely. After all, she moved for me! TWICE!
39. Are you touchy feely?
I can be, as well as feeling touchy.
40. What's your life motto?
Don't sweat the small stuff, nor most of the big stuff.
And above all, keep things simple.
You have to play the hand you were dealt.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
There's nothing I have ON me at all times. I shower every now and then.
42. What's your favorite town/city?
Probably the one I know best and have the most memories of: The Hague.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A news paper in May 1998: See #2.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
That must have been many years, if not decades, ago. I'm not sure I even CAN still write.
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
ON a car? I could probably wipe it off, but why would I replace it? What's that oil doing on a car anyway?
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
That she went to a 'girls-only' kinda high school, while I was sent to a 'boys-only' lyceum.
I'd say, that killed the affair right then and there, but quite frankly, she may not have been aware of this 'love', let alone an 'affair'.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
'Know about' as in "have names and birth/death dates": 17th century, but eventually my family goes back all the way to slimy eukaryotes, but then, so does yours, your dog's and that of the cockroach you just killed.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Suze's brother's wedding. Wore my wedding suit. Everyone else did (dressed fancy, NOT wearing my wedding suit)
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Not really something ON my body, but something being part of it: my throat.
50. Have you been burned by love?
A little, I think .. see #46. To indicate how bad is was: I don't even remember her name!
"What's Daniel Graig doing here?"
2. How much cash do you have on you?
I'm not allowed to have money. The accidental cash in my wallet is there for my wife to take it. NOT for me to use it. This has been made very clear to me.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Whore.
(I like to "shock" every now and then in my online presences. You WERE shocked I used that word, right? Or at LEAST be a bit offended? Please?)
4. Favorite planet?
So far, Earth. It has some nice feautures (like a breathable atmosphere) that I really enjoy, even though it has some less desirable features as well, like theme parks and New Delhi.
As for Suze's answer that nothing comes close to Earth... I REALLY REALLY hope she's right!
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Suze. She's the ONLY 'missed-call-person' on that very long list.
I'm not quite sure why I HAVE a cell phone.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Ring tone?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Had to look. It looks like a salmon colored polo shirt. I just noticed I'm wearing it inside-out.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yes, I label myself as truly unique.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
Merrell.
10. Bright or dark room?
Bright. Except when I want to sleep or have to develop/print film, but that last thing hasn't happened in the last 36 years.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She’s awesome.
12. What does your watch look like?
It's a Coleman digital dual time clock with all kinds of functions that I have never used and probably never will use.
This one is actually for left handed people (which I'm not).
It costed $19.99.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Installing postfix on my Ubuntu machine so that my php scripts' mail function would actually work.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Happy Friday (from Laurilee).
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Can't be more than a few miles away, but I truly have no clue.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
That would actually be "actually"
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Suze.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Clyde. Actually, he was touching me.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
I do quite a bit of drugs. 7 or more different ones (including vitamines). I'm not sure what they all are .. Suze just tells me to take them, so I do.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None. This is 2007 for crying out loud.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
My first year must have been pretty darned interesting.
22. Your worst enemy?
My own laziness. But then, being overly active has its drawbacks too.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
I KNOW there must be a picture somewhere on my desk, but I can't find it right now. I'm sure it's Suze's picture.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"You missed him by two minutes" (To my boss inquiring about the where-abouts of my roomie)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
I already am able to fly. In fact, I do it frequently: I'm a Gold Member now.
But I don't particularly like it, unless it's business class.
So, I'll take the million.
26. Do you like someone?
Whom are you referring to? But in general, yes, there are quite a few people I like.
27. The last song you listened to?
A "for four hands" piano sonata by Carl Czerny in my car. Played very loudly.
28. What time of day were you born?
I think somewhere around 6am. That was the last time I got up that early.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Never happened to me: they don't sell beer in vending machines. Would this ever happen to me, I would shrug and walk away: it's not like I wasted a fortune (they don't sell diamonds in vending machines either).
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Somewhere on a wall in the garage.
High up, to make sure nobody would see it.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Python seems to be very hot these days, but I wouldn't mind extending my knowledge of Perl to the 'fluency' level either.
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
I moved for far less compelling reasons. So, yes, absolutely. After all, she moved for me! TWICE!
39. Are you touchy feely?
I can be, as well as feeling touchy.
40. What's your life motto?
Don't sweat the small stuff, nor most of the big stuff.
And above all, keep things simple.
You have to play the hand you were dealt.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
There's nothing I have ON me at all times. I shower every now and then.
42. What's your favorite town/city?
Probably the one I know best and have the most memories of: The Hague.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A news paper in May 1998: See #2.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
That must have been many years, if not decades, ago. I'm not sure I even CAN still write.
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
ON a car? I could probably wipe it off, but why would I replace it? What's that oil doing on a car anyway?
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
That she went to a 'girls-only' kinda high school, while I was sent to a 'boys-only' lyceum.
I'd say, that killed the affair right then and there, but quite frankly, she may not have been aware of this 'love', let alone an 'affair'.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
'Know about' as in "have names and birth/death dates": 17th century, but eventually my family goes back all the way to slimy eukaryotes, but then, so does yours, your dog's and that of the cockroach you just killed.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Suze's brother's wedding. Wore my wedding suit. Everyone else did (dressed fancy, NOT wearing my wedding suit)
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Not really something ON my body, but something being part of it: my throat.
50. Have you been burned by love?
A little, I think .. see #46. To indicate how bad is was: I don't even remember her name!