Zombies R' Us
Wouldn't it be sweet if zombies really existed! I think it would solve a lot of the worlds problems, on a global and personally level, that we have today. No longer would there be a war on terror but a War on the UnDead. We would have to come together as a human race just to survive- On a local/ personal stand point, people would spend less time worrying about what they looked like and more emphasis on how well people could destroy zombies- Compliments such as ," Nice dress you are wearing today," or " those shoes look great on you," or even "Man, those are some sweet ass rims," would no longer be used- because who the fuck would care- brain eating zombies are out there shifting around, there's no time to care about the latest fashions, or what rap artist is the coolest. Life would be great. It would cut down on the number of old people and obesity would drop dramatically. Children would spend less time in front of the TV, and more time working on outdoor activity, such as archery, shooting,and running for their lives. Zombies are also good for manual labor- they never need a break and they have no civil rights. So in conclusion I think that the government should start doing more research on how to reanimate the deceased- The world would be a far much better place if they did.