is this thing on?

[dustyjack]

So logged in to LJ for the first time in like two months because I'm awesome like that. Caught up some on LJ even though I'm mostly a lurker lately. I'm making a concerted effort again to be a decent human being but it's pretty hit and miss. It's funny to look back on the way I used to live and I guess it's only to be expected that things would

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[e1njuwannakno]

i copy pasted the valentine bit to my gf and she told me she wished she and i were both lesbians.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[dustyjack]

The beauty of it is, one snip could make all her dreams come true. :D <3

[e1njuwannakno]

i like my penis, thank you very much.

can't i be a lesbian with a penis?

[dustyjack]

I don't know... I'll have to check the handbook and probably pull some strings. I'll get back to you.

[e1njuwannakno]

i'm sure the lesbians in ivankov's army has penis.

two or more on some, even.

[dustyjack]

I DIED.

OKAY. YOU WIN. You can keep your penis.

[jadeprince]

Oh, okay. You can tuck it.

[dustyjack]

DON'T CONTRADICT ME IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

[jadeprince]

JUST CUZ YOU'RE A CONTROLLING HARPY DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO YOUR BRAND OF DISCIPLINE, WOMAN.

[dustyjack]

I'M GOING TO MY SISTER'S! AND I'M TAKING THE BABY!

[jadeprince]

YOU CAN KEEP THE DAMNED BABY, BUT LITTLE EIN IS STAYING WITH ME.

[dustyjack]

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, BASTARD

[jadeprince]

I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR METH HABIT WILL ENSURE THAT I GET CUSTODY.

[dustyjack]

I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR SHEEP FUCKING WON'T

[jadeprince]

IT WAS COMPLETELY CONSENSUAL. UNLIKE YOU AND THE RETARDED MANTEE. MANATEES ARE ENDANGERED, YOU ASSHOLE. HOW COULD YOU.

[gear_34]

STOP FIGHTING!!!!!