THIS IS AMERICA. WHERE'S MY INSTANT GRATIFICATION?
ARRRGH. Doug Stanhope has a new album out AND IT'S NOT ON RHAPSODY. FUCK. I want it RIGHT NOW. There's only one thing better than a cup of coffee in the morning, which is listening to an angry, hate filled alcoholic talk about breakfast trannies and kickfucking.
I want Doug Stanhope, Marc Maron and Lewis Black to do a tour together. With their forces combined, I'm pretty sure they could take over the world with with their hate, self-loathing and the power of the word FUCK.
Daniel Tosh was a fail because a. I've been sick as hell since friday and b. apparently he got INCREDIBLY POPULAR since the 2/3's sold show I went to a few years ago because he was sold out for the ENTIRE WEEKEND when I went to get the tickets. Not that the Improv is a huge club but holy shit dude. Patton Oswalt didn't even sell out when we saw him there. Good for him but SHEESH!!!
That is all for today's comedy rant. Now back to your regularly scheduled fandom.
I want Doug Stanhope, Marc Maron and Lewis Black to do a tour together. With their forces combined, I'm pretty sure they could take over the world with with their hate, self-loathing and the power of the word FUCK.
Daniel Tosh was a fail because a. I've been sick as hell since friday and b. apparently he got INCREDIBLY POPULAR since the 2/3's sold show I went to a few years ago because he was sold out for the ENTIRE WEEKEND when I went to get the tickets. Not that the Improv is a huge club but holy shit dude. Patton Oswalt didn't even sell out when we saw him there. Good for him but SHEESH!!!
That is all for today's comedy rant. Now back to your regularly scheduled fandom.