New BLND transcriptions and screencaps
I have transcribed and screencapped the new additions to the BLND channel on Transmissions. Discuss.
See my original post here.
Summary:
01. Advertisement: BLI brand medication.
02. Fact News: Artificial flies = surveillance.
03. Advertisement: Laser scissors.
04. Fact News: Ecosystem restoration plan.
05. BLI presents Mousekat.
06. Surveillance.
07. Fact News: Recall on BLI home liposuction kits.
08. Advertisement: Holo-phone.
09. Advertisement: BLI brand batteries.
10. Fact News: Extinction of the polar bear.
11. Hypnotism.
12. Hypnotism.
13. Fact News: Weather report.
14. Surveillance.
15. Advertisement: Inner-internet.
5 Advertisements (3 new)
5 Fact News (3 new)
2 Surveillance (1 new)
2 Hypnotism (1 new)
1 BLI presents (new)
Tired of having feelings?
Get rid of those counter-productive emotions
Of depression, anger, childhood memories
BLI brand medication makes life better.
Talk to your doctor today and eliminate all of your problems.
BLI brand medications. For a better tomorrow.
Billions of artificial flies will be released into the atmosphere next week
As part of the International Surveillance Initiative
The flies will include advanced camera systems and reproductive technology
To keep citizens' safety at the highest possible levels.
The flies will look just like any other normal fly, so
citizens are urged to no longer smash the insects
as you may be destroying government property, an offense punishable with
a half million dollar fine
or up to 30 years in prison.
Signing off from Fact News, the only news.
NEW!
Are you tired of weak scissors that cannot channel the powers that you hold within your hands?
All that is changed with the laser scissors
The laser scissors can cut through anything
Porcelain, steel, wood, cement
You name it, they cut through without the struggle.
Anything!
"I feel the power!"
Product not advised for children.
NEW!
The ecosystem restoration plan revived a landmark today.
The Funland Amusement Park & Casino will officially be reopening for this holiday season
The fast-paced cleanup was made possible by the nonstop efforts of World Recovery Act
Cleanup crews used advanced particle beams
To lower the nuclear fallout to tolerable levels
Our deepest thanks and praise goes out to BLI cleaning crews
Signing off from Fact News, the only news
BLI Presents - MOUSEKAT in "The Miracle Worker"
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
Breaking this hour, a nationwide recall on a newly released BLI home liposuction kits.
The 1-4K models are to remain on the market, but this new model is simply too powerful,
resulting in 700 injuries and nearly 3,000 deaths in its first three days of release.
BLI representatives remark that this tragedy could have been avoided
if only users had followed safety instructions and used common sense.
But unfortunately, many have already sucked themselves to death.
Signing off from Fact News, the only news.
NEW!
"Now, I can share files and photos in real-time 3D with my phone.
Hey man, about tonight? I'll be there."
Using advanced cutting-edge laser-like technology, the Holo-phone square
brings top-of-the-line entertainment within your pocket.
Get immersed in an entertainment fantasy that feels like a wish come true.
The choice is yours.
Will you answer the call?
NEW!
BLI brand batteries.
Durable, efficient, and long-lasting.
Energizing your world since 2015.
For all your high-energy (?) needs.
BLI brand batteries.
NEW!
The world continues to mourn last month's extinction of the polar bear
Theodore, the last surviving polar bear on earth,
was housed at the glacier habitat of Battery City Zoo
Scientists were hard at work cloning the bear when tragedy struck
Terrorist extremists had demanded that Theodore be returned to the wild
BLI Exterminators were called in to neutralize the situation
and in efforts to save the bear, the glacier habitat was destroyed, along with Theodore
He will surely be missed.
Signing off from Fact News, the only news
NEW!
Please stare into the center of the moving shape.
Today is the dawn of a new world.
Better Living Industries is rebuilding infrastructure.
We can all consume and be happy.
Thank BLI for our food and water.
What have I done to help BLI today?
Goodbye...
Please stare into the center of the moving shape.
I am so happy to be alive.
Everything is going to be fine.
Did I take my medication today?
Keep working hard to stay alive.
Goodbye.
And now for our weekend weather report.
In Zones 1-3 we'll have a high of 118 degrees with a low of 107.
In Zones 4-6 we'll have slight to severe acid rain
which will continue throughout the week.
And as for Battery City we can look forward to a pleasant 72 degrees.
Signing off from Fact News, the only news.
Have you ever wondered what the next stage of human evolution would be?
The inner-internet!
Speed unlike you've ever experienced before!
Rapid-fire emails!
Self evade from unwanted spam!
Duck like you've never ducked before!
A site for every lifestyle.
Wicked media managment at your fingertips!
Internet.
The inner-internet.
See my original post here.
Summary:
01. Advertisement: BLI brand medication.
02. Fact News: Artificial flies = surveillance.
03. Advertisement: Laser scissors.
04. Fact News: Ecosystem restoration plan.
05. BLI presents Mousekat.
06. Surveillance.
07. Fact News: Recall on BLI home liposuction kits.
08. Advertisement: Holo-phone.
09. Advertisement: BLI brand batteries.
10. Fact News: Extinction of the polar bear.
11. Hypnotism.
12. Hypnotism.
13. Fact News: Weather report.
14. Surveillance.
15. Advertisement: Inner-internet.
5 Advertisements (3 new)
5 Fact News (3 new)
2 Surveillance (1 new)
2 Hypnotism (1 new)
1 BLI presents (new)
Tired of having feelings?
Get rid of those counter-productive emotions
Of depression, anger, childhood memories
BLI brand medication makes life better.
Talk to your doctor today and eliminate all of your problems.
BLI brand medications. For a better tomorrow.
Billions of artificial flies will be released into the atmosphere next week
As part of the International Surveillance Initiative
The flies will include advanced camera systems and reproductive technology
To keep citizens' safety at the highest possible levels.
The flies will look just like any other normal fly, so
citizens are urged to no longer smash the insects
as you may be destroying government property, an offense punishable with
a half million dollar fine
or up to 30 years in prison.
Signing off from Fact News, the only news.
NEW!
Are you tired of weak scissors that cannot channel the powers that you hold within your hands?
All that is changed with the laser scissors
The laser scissors can cut through anything
Porcelain, steel, wood, cement
You name it, they cut through without the struggle.
Anything!
"I feel the power!"
Product not advised for children.
NEW!
The ecosystem restoration plan revived a landmark today.
The Funland Amusement Park & Casino will officially be reopening for this holiday season
The fast-paced cleanup was made possible by the nonstop efforts of World Recovery Act
Cleanup crews used advanced particle beams
To lower the nuclear fallout to tolerable levels
Our deepest thanks and praise goes out to BLI cleaning crews
Signing off from Fact News, the only news
BLI Presents - MOUSEKAT in "The Miracle Worker"
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
Breaking this hour, a nationwide recall on a newly released BLI home liposuction kits.
The 1-4K models are to remain on the market, but this new model is simply too powerful,
resulting in 700 injuries and nearly 3,000 deaths in its first three days of release.
BLI representatives remark that this tragedy could have been avoided
if only users had followed safety instructions and used common sense.
But unfortunately, many have already sucked themselves to death.
Signing off from Fact News, the only news.
NEW!
"Now, I can share files and photos in real-time 3D with my phone.
Hey man, about tonight? I'll be there."
Using advanced cutting-edge laser-like technology, the Holo-phone square
brings top-of-the-line entertainment within your pocket.
Get immersed in an entertainment fantasy that feels like a wish come true.
The choice is yours.
Will you answer the call?
NEW!
BLI brand batteries.
Durable, efficient, and long-lasting.
Energizing your world since 2015.
For all your high-energy (?) needs.
BLI brand batteries.
NEW!
The world continues to mourn last month's extinction of the polar bear
Theodore, the last surviving polar bear on earth,
was housed at the glacier habitat of Battery City Zoo
Scientists were hard at work cloning the bear when tragedy struck
Terrorist extremists had demanded that Theodore be returned to the wild
BLI Exterminators were called in to neutralize the situation
and in efforts to save the bear, the glacier habitat was destroyed, along with Theodore
He will surely be missed.
Signing off from Fact News, the only news
NEW!
Please stare into the center of the moving shape.
Today is the dawn of a new world.
Better Living Industries is rebuilding infrastructure.
We can all consume and be happy.
Thank BLI for our food and water.
What have I done to help BLI today?
Goodbye...
Please stare into the center of the moving shape.
I am so happy to be alive.
Everything is going to be fine.
Did I take my medication today?
Keep working hard to stay alive.
Goodbye.
And now for our weekend weather report.
In Zones 1-3 we'll have a high of 118 degrees with a low of 107.
In Zones 4-6 we'll have slight to severe acid rain
which will continue throughout the week.
And as for Battery City we can look forward to a pleasant 72 degrees.
Signing off from Fact News, the only news.
Have you ever wondered what the next stage of human evolution would be?
The inner-internet!
Speed unlike you've ever experienced before!
Rapid-fire emails!
Self evade from unwanted spam!
Duck like you've never ducked before!
A site for every lifestyle.
Wicked media managment at your fingertips!
Internet.
The inner-internet.