Dear Santa
So why the hell is everyone else's letter to Santa better than mine....?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I had sex in an elevator (+6000 points). Last Saturday pupluv1507 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I pulled emjwings87's hair (-5 points). In March I put gum in greenxwithxenvy's hair (-12 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, upper87 (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (933 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
dustino
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I had sex in an elevator (+6000 points). Last Saturday pupluv1507 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I pulled emjwings87's hair (-5 points). In March I put gum in greenxwithxenvy's hair (-12 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, upper87 (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (933 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
dustino