3 wee pumpkins are bobbing in front of me
I'm new at this game.
I have a rock. It's called a shivalingum. It's apparently bathed and shaped in some river and it has the essence of shiva and deals with balance. It's an oval. It's pretty and good for massaging my feet. It would NOT make for a good butt plug. Ya know?
Sometimes I imagine that I have a tail and that I am certain of how it feels underneath me. It's swirling around in a large circle pretty fast. Swirling motions. I think from my perspective (since it's underneath my bum) it's moving counter clockwise, but it you looked at my invisible swirling tail from behind my behind it would appear clockwise.
I think and hope that I'm employed. I'm not sure which one I feel more.
Peace y'all.
I have a rock. It's called a shivalingum. It's apparently bathed and shaped in some river and it has the essence of shiva and deals with balance. It's an oval. It's pretty and good for massaging my feet. It would NOT make for a good butt plug. Ya know?
Sometimes I imagine that I have a tail and that I am certain of how it feels underneath me. It's swirling around in a large circle pretty fast. Swirling motions. I think from my perspective (since it's underneath my bum) it's moving counter clockwise, but it you looked at my invisible swirling tail from behind my behind it would appear clockwise.
I think and hope that I'm employed. I'm not sure which one I feel more.
Peace y'all.