Horrors of the Kink Meme: Phoenix Wright #3
HORRORS OF THE KINK MEME: PHOENIX WRIGHT #3
THE OBBY AND GENKI COLLAB
For the first time in HotKM history, we have a guest star! TheObjectionist AKA PhoenixFire45.
I threatened to make Shoe a thylacine snack if Obby didn't help. Do I threaten him a lot? Yes, it builds character.
What happened to Phoenix Wright #2? I lost it, moving on.
Along with a guest star, we have a new feature! EPIC PROMPT. If we find a prompt so fucking epic it needs to be shown, it's put at the end. Yes, you have to read our riffs.
DISCLAIMER/INFO: The content you are about to read is sexually explicit. Prompts are unedited (sometimes trimmed for tl;dr, but that's seldom done) so all typos and sick fuckery is 100% real.
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I CAN HAS: Any male character gets pregnant
with conjoined twins
Obby: Go, sick fucker, go!
Genki: Fuck conjoined twins, they come prepackaged as three-legged soccer cheaters.
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I CAN HAS: Von Karma is stumped and vaguely horrified by Miles having his first period.
Genki: I don't care which dead parent he uses as an excuse, that little fucker isn't stealing my Midol.
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I CAN HAS: "Ah!~.....ah!~....Harder, Mr. Wright!... The cheese feels so good!"
Obby says: ... Moving on.
Genki: Wait a minute... wait a minute... -closes one eye and tilts head- Oh, now I get it. Okay, NOW we can move on~!
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Genki: I chose this one to watch Obby squirm!
I CAN HAS: ok um, was reading about spotted hyenas and how the females have a pseudo-penis which they give birth through, and uh... now I want to see some mpreg wehre the mpregged guy gives birth through his penis.
Like his penis swells up huge to accomodate the baby and he feels like he has to piss/cum really bad.
The guy's penis is still intact afterwards (maybe a bit of tearing at the tip), just stretched out, but it'll slowly go back to normal (like how the womb/vagina slowly return to normal after pregnancy/childbirth).
Genki: My fursona species has two vaginas and I find this weird. Fuck hyenas.
Obby: And this is why I stick to birds.
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I CAN HAS: Franziska/Phoenix with Phoenix drinking her piss from a wine glass.
Obby: What's next, eating shit out of a cu... Nevermind.
Genki: No don't! They might hear you!
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I CAN HAS: Anyone remember that prompt on part 10 or something? Apollo, as a sex slave? (that never got filled)
I want to see that, with a twist.
14-year-old Apollo, found by 16-year-old Klavier. As in, 'Hey, I didn't know we had a basement...'
The angst that you'd probably get from finding out your older brother is a pedophile with a little kid chained up in the basement or wherever would be pretty huge.
So, K/A.
Bonus oints if Daryan is somehow involved. (Because Klavier probaby wouldn't break into somewhere his brother didn't want him to be on his own, anway.)
Genki: Oh don't worry. Kristoph is having a nice little sit-down with Chris Hansen. Cop out pedo joke, I know, but it's true so shove it.
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I CAN HAS: Anybody/Machi.
BECAUSE MACHI CANNOT BE MOLESTED ENOUGH.
Genki: People's five, Your Honor. The prompt from Phoenix Wright #2.
Caps Rape Angel: BUT GENKI YOU LOST THE NOTEPAD DOCUMENT WITH PW#2!
Genki: Not now, Caps Rape Angel!
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I CAN HAS: Okay, so in 1-5, Ema gives you some luminol fluid to test for blood at the crime scene. However, oddly enough, if you go to Edgeworth's office and spray the fluid around, you find a puddle of blood in his office room!
There is only one plausible explanation for this.
Genki: Oh! He punched Gumshoe in the face and the blood is from a broken nose LIKE THE FUCKING GAME TELLS YOU.
Edgeworth got his first period in his office. But keep in mind, he's completely unprepared, and does not know what's going on. So I want to see Edgeworth cramping, bleeding, and generally confused as hell about why he's bleeding from his penis.
Genki: This is the second fucking time Edgeworth's invisible uterus starts melting! Why anon. Why.
Seriously, did you enjoy it so much you had to request it? Other than masochists, who enjoys the cramps they get? No one.
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I CAN HAS: So I was just going through a bunch of old Dar/Klav fills and I realized that in most of them, Daryan has his hair down for the sexy bits, seemingly for convenience's sake.
What I want is for them to have sex while Daryan's hair is still up and it completely and awkwardly gets in the way.
Genki: But.... isn't yaoi from behind? It doesn't really matter! Otherwise, I think this would be an amusing read.
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I CAN HAS: I went to the random pairing thing for fun. I was not planning on posting anything. But what I got made me laugh so hard I had too. Marvin Grossburg and Missle the dog... Good luck to you all. That's a kink in of itself.
Genki: If I see anyone try to hump me when I'm fursuiting as Missile, I swear to fucking God I will paw-kick you in the balls. And they will laugh because you got owned in the balls by a furfag.
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I CAN HAS: Post 1-4, Edgeworth discovers that everyone he prosecuted successfully was actually innocent.
Genki: Hey Obby. Smack me upside the head Gibbs style if I put good prompts in here again, 'kay?
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I CAN HAS: Edgeworth makes Ema teen pregnant.
Genki: Why don't you have a seat over there?
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I CAN HAS: Phoenix Wright x Apollo Justice x Perry Mason x Matlock x Jack McCoy.
DO IT. NOW.
Genki: If you put any of the prosecutors from SVU I would have to commit genocide. I think this one calls for a genocidette.
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I CAN HAS: PRE-HOBO PHOENIX BUKKAKE
and he LIKES it
Obby: Vanilla rain... some swallow and others spit it out~ Oh, by the way, I'm going to hell.
Genki: Wait for me, handbasket!
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I CAN HAS: Phoenix says that he doesn't like the Twilight series and gets beaten up by Oldbag, Franziska, Armstrong, April May, any-other-girl-who-you-could-see-beating-up-Phoenix.
Obby & Genki: NO.
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I CAN HAS: hi is this the naruto kink meme??
Genki: You know... I've seen many kinks. Every bodily fluid you can think of, incest, rape, bestiality, and until now I have not been shocked. And now I have.
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I CAN HAS: To qualify as an attorney in California, you first have to receive a positive moral character determination from the Committee of Bar Examiners.
I'd love to see any of the Ace Attorney characters going through the process, but you get massive bonus points and a cookie AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD for either Kristoph or Miles.
Genki: Mythical fire birds and striped marsupials agree; Kristoph could not be an attorney in Japanifornia.
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I CAN HAS: I'd like to see Richard Wellington x Wesley Stickler, please? Complete with verbose declarations of love/descriptions of the other's beauty/etc. Bonus points if they somehow turn out to be the same person.
Genki: Excuse me while I go batter myself in the head with a thinker clock while ingesting nail polish and.... how did Juan die again?
Obby: Choked by his own scarf!
Genki: And strangling myself with a scarf. .... spoiler alert.
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I CAN HAS: 1: LITTLE IRIS LOOKS LIKE DOROTHY
2: XD
1: I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS ANYMORE DAHLIA D8
2: DAHLIA IS A DOG?
1: WELL DUH, SHE'S A BITCH
GO
Genki: Obby, the Gibbs smack goes both ways.
---
I CAN HAS: "Welcome...to Winston's House of Payne."
Obby: This sounds like a *really* bad domination warehouse.
---
I CAN HAS: LISA BASIL
TITFUCKING
Obby: This was a triumph...
Genki: I'm making a note here; nuke the meme.
Obby: It's hard to overstate my disappointment.
Genki: Deviant behavior
They do what they do because they're bored
Obby: To the dismay of most of us
Except the ones who aren't sane.
Genki: But there's no sense reading a fanfic fill
They're all like staring into the bowels of hell
Obby: But it's hit after hit
Of the same old shit
Genki: Made by the sick fucks at
The kink meme
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I CAN HAS: "My panties are an extra-dimensional space!"
What people don't know is that all of Trucy's panties are like this.
"Anything can fit in there!"
Including her massive cock.
Genki: If I get the +3 Panties of Holding in DnD I'll totally be the shit.
---
I CAN HAS: A very drunk, depressed Celeste Inpax, late at night, calls Adrian over to her fancy house for emotional support and cuddles. WILD, ANGSTY, LESBIAN LOVING ENSUES.
Genki: I'm leaving the lesbians to Obby. It's a dude thing.
Obby: It's like a suicide party.
Genki: And Dr. Kavorkian is VIP, yo!
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I CAN HAS: Mr. Armando is so spanish, he ejaculates salsa.
Genki: And I'm so German, my earwax is sauerkraut.
Obby: And I'm so awesome, I piss rainbows. But that's a story for another time... ladies.
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I CAN HAS: How did Franziska learn to whip? Her papa taught her by demonstration - on young Miles Edgeworth (bound and striped, if you like - though I'd think Manfred would still at least have Miles' manhood covered (by anon's choice of covering) for Franziska's sake during the whipping). Franziska doesn't see anything sexual or wrong with it. (If there's any further touches/ actual penetration, Manfred makes certain she is out of the way before doing it.)
Genki: Oh thank God he removes 'ziska before he sexes up Edgeworth. For a moment there I thought Manfred was a total weirdo.
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Obby: Might you have a gun? I might need to put some bullets in some bitches.
Genki: Present the bitches.
I CAN HAS: Apollo Justice x Twilight crossover plzkthx. (Who as Edward and who as Bella is entirely up to writer anon)
If this has been done before, just ignore me. But I need a link~
Genki: Here you go! Be sure to pistol whip them and make them clean up their own blood with a toothbrush.
Obby: Permission to knock their teeth down their throat?
Genki: If they're alive after using the cane of justice, yes you may.
Obby: Sweetness!
Genki: Next prompt, we're giving them too much attention. The others will get jealous~!
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I CAN HAS: Edgeworth wants to have sex with Phoenix. Phoenix is oblivious/not particularly interested. Edgeworth ties him up and has sex with him anyway. Bonus points for biting, whips, handcuffs, and crazy dominant Edgeworth.
Obby: Welcome to the PW Kink Meme. Where Out-Of-Character-ness is normal, and in-character-ness is shunned like a non-believer.
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I CAN HAS: Missile is a pimp, and April, Franny, and Adrian are his bitches.
Genki: Furries rule the world, bitches!
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I CAN HAS: Matt/Adrian- phone sex.
Genki: Matt's idea of phone sex = "MATT YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER ILU SO SO MUCH *insert more ego stroking here*"
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I CAN HAS: Kristoph mindfucks Phoenix into raping Trucy.
Obby: KRIS ANGEL: MINDFUCK.
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I CAN HAS: Franziska/Missile.
Yes, you read right. I want some BEAST, yo. Hardcore BEAST! Don't care for the situation, just gimme some beast!
Bonus if Franny slowly into a dog. And she accepts it.
Obby: Even us furries know where to draw the line.
Genki: True that. Sex with humans is awesome.
---
I CAN HAS: Edgeworth and Franziska streaking.
Only to be caught and arrested by Gumshoe (oh the shame!)
Obby: You're under arrest for being an out-of-character FUCK!
Genki: Enjoy your sole moment of glory, Gumshoe. For it will soon pass.
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Genki: Obby! Stop outdoing meeeee!
I CAN HAS: I am gonna get killed by all the twilight fans.
But I wanna see Gumshoe kick some ass and punch Edward out because the sparkly vampire tries it on with Maggey and it scares her. >D
I'd love you forever if you add the smexyness of Franziska in.
*hides from the twilight fans*
Obby: I salute you, anon. Standing up to all the Twitards, and not being afraid to offend the fuck out of them.
Genki: We know how deadly they are. And knowing is half the battle.
G.I. JOOOOOOOEEEEEE.
---
I CAN HAS: Klavier's got a sexual transmitted disease
Genki: I think The Soup put it best. "Roses are red, violets are blue, what is this bump, and what is this goo?"
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I CAN HAS: Apollo find it hard to get people to take him seriously because he's only 5ft 4in.
Genki: Dude, I'm that exact height and I feel his pain.
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I CAN HAS: Yes I hate him because I believe he is a wimpy creep. Have it anyway you want but this is how OP would like to see it:
Edward[ Cullen]'s new victim is Pearl and she's scared to death until Wocky comes along and beats him up.
Bonus points for Wocky/Pearl hints
More bonus points if Dee and Gant are walking around holding hands where Pearl is being assulted whilst.
My Babies if Phoenix and Edgeworth pass by in a car saying just married and runs Edward over.
Genki: The PW fandom has pissed me off for their wanton furry bashing, but they are forgiven.
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I CAN HAS: Franziska discovers Manfred's old taser.
Reply: According to one thread on court-records.com, Franziska was originally supposed to have a tazer instead of a whip.
Genki: Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME! *BZZZT* ASDFGHJKL
Obby: ... Well, now that she's out of the way, I'll be hijacking this seri-
Genki: OBJECTION! .... if you didn't see that coming, you disgust me.
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Genki: You know, Obby. After penis birthing, STDs, being fucked by a Shiba Inu, and basement shota. I just lost the will to live! I say we visit our epic prompts!
Obby: Sounds like a plan to me!
Genki: We got two, which is more than normal. First off, we get a crossover in another one of Capcom's franchises which I played. The pentagrams were never explained.
"uhh idk if this has been done already--if it has, if any anon can kindly point me to it--but...
Wocky Kitaki needs that operation to remove the bullet in his chest ASAP, and Papataki's found only one doctor in the world who can do it...
Derek Stiles!"
Genki: What next? A firefighting sim? That's the last stop before you covered all the bases of the most popular career paths of ten year olds. The next one Obby found, the previous one I found. It all evens out.
"Gumshoe didn't really want to be a wizard.
He wanted to be the very best.
Like no one ever was."
Obby: It's just like...
Obby: It's just like... Holy SHIT! It takes you on a topless hangglider ride through space with a puppy.
Genki: And all the planets are actually giant tits.
Obby: Woof, motherfucker!
Genki: Hey, wasn't there a differently colored Blue Badger at some point in the series?
Obby: Pink Badger!
Genki: A Shiny Blue Badger appeared! Anyhoo, we should cut this one off. Later bitches!
Obby: Peace out, y'all. Maybe now Genki'll let me out of her basement!
Genki: Only because of the earlier basement prompt. Yeesh.
THE OBBY AND GENKI COLLAB
For the first time in HotKM history, we have a guest star! TheObjectionist AKA PhoenixFire45.
I threatened to make Shoe a thylacine snack if Obby didn't help. Do I threaten him a lot? Yes, it builds character.
What happened to Phoenix Wright #2? I lost it, moving on.
Along with a guest star, we have a new feature! EPIC PROMPT. If we find a prompt so fucking epic it needs to be shown, it's put at the end. Yes, you have to read our riffs.
DISCLAIMER/INFO: The content you are about to read is sexually explicit. Prompts are unedited (sometimes trimmed for tl;dr, but that's seldom done) so all typos and sick fuckery is 100% real.
---
I CAN HAS: Any male character gets pregnant
with conjoined twins
Obby: Go, sick fucker, go!
Genki: Fuck conjoined twins, they come prepackaged as three-legged soccer cheaters.
----
I CAN HAS: Von Karma is stumped and vaguely horrified by Miles having his first period.
Genki: I don't care which dead parent he uses as an excuse, that little fucker isn't stealing my Midol.
----
I CAN HAS: "Ah!~.....ah!~....Harder, Mr. Wright!... The cheese feels so good!"
Obby says: ... Moving on.
Genki: Wait a minute... wait a minute... -closes one eye and tilts head- Oh, now I get it. Okay, NOW we can move on~!
---
Genki: I chose this one to watch Obby squirm!
I CAN HAS: ok um, was reading about spotted hyenas and how the females have a pseudo-penis which they give birth through, and uh... now I want to see some mpreg wehre the mpregged guy gives birth through his penis.
Like his penis swells up huge to accomodate the baby and he feels like he has to piss/cum really bad.
The guy's penis is still intact afterwards (maybe a bit of tearing at the tip), just stretched out, but it'll slowly go back to normal (like how the womb/vagina slowly return to normal after pregnancy/childbirth).
Genki: My fursona species has two vaginas and I find this weird. Fuck hyenas.
Obby: And this is why I stick to birds.
---
I CAN HAS: Franziska/Phoenix with Phoenix drinking her piss from a wine glass.
Obby: What's next, eating shit out of a cu... Nevermind.
Genki: No don't! They might hear you!
---
I CAN HAS: Anyone remember that prompt on part 10 or something? Apollo, as a sex slave? (that never got filled)
I want to see that, with a twist.
14-year-old Apollo, found by 16-year-old Klavier. As in, 'Hey, I didn't know we had a basement...'
The angst that you'd probably get from finding out your older brother is a pedophile with a little kid chained up in the basement or wherever would be pretty huge.
So, K/A.
Bonus oints if Daryan is somehow involved. (Because Klavier probaby wouldn't break into somewhere his brother didn't want him to be on his own, anway.)
Genki: Oh don't worry. Kristoph is having a nice little sit-down with Chris Hansen. Cop out pedo joke, I know, but it's true so shove it.
---
I CAN HAS: Anybody/Machi.
BECAUSE MACHI CANNOT BE MOLESTED ENOUGH.
Genki: People's five, Your Honor. The prompt from Phoenix Wright #2.
Caps Rape Angel: BUT GENKI YOU LOST THE NOTEPAD DOCUMENT WITH PW#2!
Genki: Not now, Caps Rape Angel!
---
I CAN HAS: Okay, so in 1-5, Ema gives you some luminol fluid to test for blood at the crime scene. However, oddly enough, if you go to Edgeworth's office and spray the fluid around, you find a puddle of blood in his office room!
There is only one plausible explanation for this.
Genki: Oh! He punched Gumshoe in the face and the blood is from a broken nose LIKE THE FUCKING GAME TELLS YOU.
Edgeworth got his first period in his office. But keep in mind, he's completely unprepared, and does not know what's going on. So I want to see Edgeworth cramping, bleeding, and generally confused as hell about why he's bleeding from his penis.
Genki: This is the second fucking time Edgeworth's invisible uterus starts melting! Why anon. Why.
Seriously, did you enjoy it so much you had to request it? Other than masochists, who enjoys the cramps they get? No one.
---
I CAN HAS: So I was just going through a bunch of old Dar/Klav fills and I realized that in most of them, Daryan has his hair down for the sexy bits, seemingly for convenience's sake.
What I want is for them to have sex while Daryan's hair is still up and it completely and awkwardly gets in the way.
Genki: But.... isn't yaoi from behind? It doesn't really matter! Otherwise, I think this would be an amusing read.
---
I CAN HAS: I went to the random pairing thing for fun. I was not planning on posting anything. But what I got made me laugh so hard I had too. Marvin Grossburg and Missle the dog... Good luck to you all. That's a kink in of itself.
Genki: If I see anyone try to hump me when I'm fursuiting as Missile, I swear to fucking God I will paw-kick you in the balls. And they will laugh because you got owned in the balls by a furfag.
---
I CAN HAS: Post 1-4, Edgeworth discovers that everyone he prosecuted successfully was actually innocent.
Genki: Hey Obby. Smack me upside the head Gibbs style if I put good prompts in here again, 'kay?
---
I CAN HAS: Edgeworth makes Ema teen pregnant.
Genki: Why don't you have a seat over there?
---
I CAN HAS: Phoenix Wright x Apollo Justice x Perry Mason x Matlock x Jack McCoy.
DO IT. NOW.
Genki: If you put any of the prosecutors from SVU I would have to commit genocide. I think this one calls for a genocidette.
---
I CAN HAS: PRE-HOBO PHOENIX BUKKAKE
and he LIKES it
Obby: Vanilla rain... some swallow and others spit it out~ Oh, by the way, I'm going to hell.
Genki: Wait for me, handbasket!
---
I CAN HAS: Phoenix says that he doesn't like the Twilight series and gets beaten up by Oldbag, Franziska, Armstrong, April May, any-other-girl-who-you-could-see-beating-up-Phoenix.
Obby & Genki: NO.
---
I CAN HAS: hi is this the naruto kink meme??
Genki: You know... I've seen many kinks. Every bodily fluid you can think of, incest, rape, bestiality, and until now I have not been shocked. And now I have.
---
I CAN HAS: To qualify as an attorney in California, you first have to receive a positive moral character determination from the Committee of Bar Examiners.
I'd love to see any of the Ace Attorney characters going through the process, but you get massive bonus points and a cookie AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD for either Kristoph or Miles.
Genki: Mythical fire birds and striped marsupials agree; Kristoph could not be an attorney in Japanifornia.
---
I CAN HAS: I'd like to see Richard Wellington x Wesley Stickler, please? Complete with verbose declarations of love/descriptions of the other's beauty/etc. Bonus points if they somehow turn out to be the same person.
Genki: Excuse me while I go batter myself in the head with a thinker clock while ingesting nail polish and.... how did Juan die again?
Obby: Choked by his own scarf!
Genki: And strangling myself with a scarf. .... spoiler alert.
---
I CAN HAS: 1: LITTLE IRIS LOOKS LIKE DOROTHY
2: XD
1: I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS ANYMORE DAHLIA D8
2: DAHLIA IS A DOG?
1: WELL DUH, SHE'S A BITCH
GO
Genki: Obby, the Gibbs smack goes both ways.
---
I CAN HAS: "Welcome...to Winston's House of Payne."
Obby: This sounds like a *really* bad domination warehouse.
---
I CAN HAS: LISA BASIL
TITFUCKING
Obby: This was a triumph...
Genki: I'm making a note here; nuke the meme.
Obby: It's hard to overstate my disappointment.
Genki: Deviant behavior
They do what they do because they're bored
Obby: To the dismay of most of us
Except the ones who aren't sane.
Genki: But there's no sense reading a fanfic fill
They're all like staring into the bowels of hell
Obby: But it's hit after hit
Of the same old shit
Genki: Made by the sick fucks at
The kink meme
---
I CAN HAS: "My panties are an extra-dimensional space!"
What people don't know is that all of Trucy's panties are like this.
"Anything can fit in there!"
Including her massive cock.
Genki: If I get the +3 Panties of Holding in DnD I'll totally be the shit.
---
I CAN HAS: A very drunk, depressed Celeste Inpax, late at night, calls Adrian over to her fancy house for emotional support and cuddles. WILD, ANGSTY, LESBIAN LOVING ENSUES.
Genki: I'm leaving the lesbians to Obby. It's a dude thing.
Obby: It's like a suicide party.
Genki: And Dr. Kavorkian is VIP, yo!
---
I CAN HAS: Mr. Armando is so spanish, he ejaculates salsa.
Genki: And I'm so German, my earwax is sauerkraut.
Obby: And I'm so awesome, I piss rainbows. But that's a story for another time... ladies.
---
I CAN HAS: How did Franziska learn to whip? Her papa taught her by demonstration - on young Miles Edgeworth (bound and striped, if you like - though I'd think Manfred would still at least have Miles' manhood covered (by anon's choice of covering) for Franziska's sake during the whipping). Franziska doesn't see anything sexual or wrong with it. (If there's any further touches/ actual penetration, Manfred makes certain she is out of the way before doing it.)
Genki: Oh thank God he removes 'ziska before he sexes up Edgeworth. For a moment there I thought Manfred was a total weirdo.
---
Obby: Might you have a gun? I might need to put some bullets in some bitches.
Genki: Present the bitches.
I CAN HAS: Apollo Justice x Twilight crossover plzkthx. (Who as Edward and who as Bella is entirely up to writer anon)
If this has been done before, just ignore me. But I need a link~
Genki: Here you go! Be sure to pistol whip them and make them clean up their own blood with a toothbrush.
Obby: Permission to knock their teeth down their throat?
Genki: If they're alive after using the cane of justice, yes you may.
Obby: Sweetness!
Genki: Next prompt, we're giving them too much attention. The others will get jealous~!
---
I CAN HAS: Edgeworth wants to have sex with Phoenix. Phoenix is oblivious/not particularly interested. Edgeworth ties him up and has sex with him anyway. Bonus points for biting, whips, handcuffs, and crazy dominant Edgeworth.
Obby: Welcome to the PW Kink Meme. Where Out-Of-Character-ness is normal, and in-character-ness is shunned like a non-believer.
---
I CAN HAS: Missile is a pimp, and April, Franny, and Adrian are his bitches.
Genki: Furries rule the world, bitches!
---
I CAN HAS: Matt/Adrian- phone sex.
Genki: Matt's idea of phone sex = "MATT YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER ILU SO SO MUCH *insert more ego stroking here*"
---
I CAN HAS: Kristoph mindfucks Phoenix into raping Trucy.
Obby: KRIS ANGEL: MINDFUCK.
---
I CAN HAS: Franziska/Missile.
Yes, you read right. I want some BEAST, yo. Hardcore BEAST! Don't care for the situation, just gimme some beast!
Bonus if Franny slowly into a dog. And she accepts it.
Obby: Even us furries know where to draw the line.
Genki: True that. Sex with humans is awesome.
---
I CAN HAS: Edgeworth and Franziska streaking.
Only to be caught and arrested by Gumshoe (oh the shame!)
Obby: You're under arrest for being an out-of-character FUCK!
Genki: Enjoy your sole moment of glory, Gumshoe. For it will soon pass.
---
Genki: Obby! Stop outdoing meeeee!
I CAN HAS: I am gonna get killed by all the twilight fans.
But I wanna see Gumshoe kick some ass and punch Edward out because the sparkly vampire tries it on with Maggey and it scares her. >D
I'd love you forever if you add the smexyness of Franziska in.
*hides from the twilight fans*
Obby: I salute you, anon. Standing up to all the Twitards, and not being afraid to offend the fuck out of them.
Genki: We know how deadly they are. And knowing is half the battle.
G.I. JOOOOOOOEEEEEE.
---
I CAN HAS: Klavier's got a sexual transmitted disease
Genki: I think The Soup put it best. "Roses are red, violets are blue, what is this bump, and what is this goo?"
---
I CAN HAS: Apollo find it hard to get people to take him seriously because he's only 5ft 4in.
Genki: Dude, I'm that exact height and I feel his pain.
---
I CAN HAS: Yes I hate him because I believe he is a wimpy creep. Have it anyway you want but this is how OP would like to see it:
Edward[ Cullen]'s new victim is Pearl and she's scared to death until Wocky comes along and beats him up.
Bonus points for Wocky/Pearl hints
More bonus points if Dee and Gant are walking around holding hands where Pearl is being assulted whilst.
My Babies if Phoenix and Edgeworth pass by in a car saying just married and runs Edward over.
Genki: The PW fandom has pissed me off for their wanton furry bashing, but they are forgiven.
---
I CAN HAS: Franziska discovers Manfred's old taser.
Reply: According to one thread on court-records.com, Franziska was originally supposed to have a tazer instead of a whip.
Genki: Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME! *BZZZT* ASDFGHJKL
Obby: ... Well, now that she's out of the way, I'll be hijacking this seri-
Genki: OBJECTION! .... if you didn't see that coming, you disgust me.
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Genki: You know, Obby. After penis birthing, STDs, being fucked by a Shiba Inu, and basement shota. I just lost the will to live! I say we visit our epic prompts!
Obby: Sounds like a plan to me!
Genki: We got two, which is more than normal. First off, we get a crossover in another one of Capcom's franchises which I played. The pentagrams were never explained.
"uhh idk if this has been done already--if it has, if any anon can kindly point me to it--but...
Wocky Kitaki needs that operation to remove the bullet in his chest ASAP, and Papataki's found only one doctor in the world who can do it...
Derek Stiles!"
Genki: What next? A firefighting sim? That's the last stop before you covered all the bases of the most popular career paths of ten year olds. The next one Obby found, the previous one I found. It all evens out.
"Gumshoe didn't really want to be a wizard.
He wanted to be the very best.
Like no one ever was."
Obby: It's just like...
Obby: It's just like... Holy SHIT! It takes you on a topless hangglider ride through space with a puppy.
Genki: And all the planets are actually giant tits.
Obby: Woof, motherfucker!
Genki: Hey, wasn't there a differently colored Blue Badger at some point in the series?
Obby: Pink Badger!
Genki: A Shiny Blue Badger appeared! Anyhoo, we should cut this one off. Later bitches!
Obby: Peace out, y'all. Maybe now Genki'll let me out of her basement!
Genki: Only because of the earlier basement prompt. Yeesh.