Where are we? Well look around and that's where we are.
Progress on everything. Tying up some loose ends in school because they're fucking sadists but that's how life works.
Here's what's happening with our four main attractions here at Slaughterhouse Sue.
LET'S PLAY GOLDEN SUN
Part two is in the works. I'm only 6 screenshots in (the last one used 67, by the way) but if you want a sample, here's the tentative intro.
Where we left off last time: The main character, Isaac, his heterosexual life partner named Garet, and the female third wheel named Jenna are faced with a tragedy. A katamari big fucking rock has rolled into town and now Jenna's brother and parents and Isaac's father are missing! The events seem to be set in motion by a nefarious duo whom beat the shit out you to make you forget who they are. Despite the fact we have no clue and it was entirely pointless. Maybe scalies just like abusing children. So not foreshadowing, shut up.
Once I can get all these stupid forms for my study abroad in I'll be able to sit down and crank it out. I want to get to the pretty men and make jokes about how feminine they are, damnit. And if I were playing The Lost Age I would be able to apply the Golden Sun Hierarchy of Femmyness.
HORRORS OF THE KINK MEME
Horrors of the Kink Meme has not been forgotten. There's still some I have not snarked or put up. Including one entire old issue (like the second one I ever did) that will be getting a facelift since a lot of the jokes are either dumb or outdated.
THE CITRUS APOCALYPSE
Hiatus and possibly canceled. Really not much I can do with it since when I was looking there weren't any lol-worthy synopsis. This will probably be on the backburner in favor of Horrors of the Kink Meme, since that's a constant source of fresh material.
LOST IN TRANSLATION
I'm planning to put My Immortal through this. The early chapters with some semblance to the English language, Babelfish would fucking explode if I used anything else. But if you have any other badfics you want to see mauled, let me know.
Here's what's happening with our four main attractions here at Slaughterhouse Sue.
LET'S PLAY GOLDEN SUN
Part two is in the works. I'm only 6 screenshots in (the last one used 67, by the way) but if you want a sample, here's the tentative intro.
Where we left off last time: The main character, Isaac, his heterosexual life partner named Garet, and the female third wheel named Jenna are faced with a tragedy. A katamari big fucking rock has rolled into town and now Jenna's brother and parents and Isaac's father are missing! The events seem to be set in motion by a nefarious duo whom beat the shit out you to make you forget who they are. Despite the fact we have no clue and it was entirely pointless. Maybe scalies just like abusing children. So not foreshadowing, shut up.
Once I can get all these stupid forms for my study abroad in I'll be able to sit down and crank it out. I want to get to the pretty men and make jokes about how feminine they are, damnit. And if I were playing The Lost Age I would be able to apply the Golden Sun Hierarchy of Femmyness.
HORRORS OF THE KINK MEME
Horrors of the Kink Meme has not been forgotten. There's still some I have not snarked or put up. Including one entire old issue (like the second one I ever did) that will be getting a facelift since a lot of the jokes are either dumb or outdated.
THE CITRUS APOCALYPSE
Hiatus and possibly canceled. Really not much I can do with it since when I was looking there weren't any lol-worthy synopsis. This will probably be on the backburner in favor of Horrors of the Kink Meme, since that's a constant source of fresh material.
LOST IN TRANSLATION
I'm planning to put My Immortal through this. The early chapters with some semblance to the English language, Babelfish would fucking explode if I used anything else. But if you have any other badfics you want to see mauled, let me know.