Lost In Translation: Half-Life: Full Life Impact
Lost In Translation is a new feature. We will take shitty fanfiction, translate it to Japanese on Google Translate, then translate it back to English and post the results. If you want another fanfic to have the same treatment, comment with it and we'll see.
First is one of the most famous badfics on the internet; Halflife: Fulllife Consequences. The entire fanfiction can be found here.
The tale of Jonfuriman is as follows.
Half-Life: Full Life Impact
Gordon Freemans brother was Jonfuriman was one day in the office typing on the computer. That he was attacking aliens and monsters in his place, so he went, and aksed him for help came from my brother-mail.
Jonfuriman is my computer, because his office was in his white robe, rises above the roof of a building platform for ordinary people and left his bike close to him and Uettoshattodaun. Jonfuriman, in his riding motorcycl said, "That's when I 沿Eru name as my family, to face the impact of a full life," he was going.
Jonfuriman is to ramp backflip off a building and landed. He confirmed that the operation and maintenance along the way, he has a weapon because ddint, was surrounded by zombies.
contrysides The plant was beautiful, the day he sang the birds and the sky was mostly down. Jonfurimanzukuesuto mood was set to help his brother. Jonfuriman, look around the country, "is to what to do, the good weather, is made to help my brother to defeat the enemys" he said.
Jonfuriman, so he had to drive really fast, late. Jonfuriman police came because when we went to the police, was wanted to give a ticket Hide near him. Because it was held by police, headcrabs Jonfuriman here had not saw the monster first.
"I cannot give you my license officer," said John Mann
"Why?" To back, John Freeman with the headcrab oficer said.
Jonfuriman the oficer in the head and shot it, "my brother are in trouble," I think we drove away quickly, "Because you are headcrab zombie."
Jonfuriman, we had to move fast as the speed of sound, where Gordon is because he needs him, and got there faster. Jonfuriman, seeing the road signs, someons to, John Freeman's almost like looking back, he is fast, it went again, screaming like Gordon said, "come here for u shudnt" said down and write "Ravenholm a" saw.
Jonfuriman was driving, another flip n is the number of bikes and have not jumped off his bike to headcrab zombies, John Freeman pulled out in front of. Jonfuriman smiled and walked fast. Jonfuriman, watching the ground, so he did pickd zombie in front of the house fired a fast wepon goasts found.
Jonfuriman the goasts a zombie "zombie goasts is to leave this place," he said. "This is our house," Jonfuriman sorry for them and they blew up the house because he was a zombie for goasts, already lived there for goasts becaus couldnt kill the zombies, they The work was.
Then another scream from his brother John Mann herd, where it was to get as he was walking on the very fast. Ravenholdm the voices of birds and pants had been nothing like the countryside littered with blood and dirt from the headcrabs was dead.
Jonfuriman the brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss's place when I arrived and started crying because it finds Gordon said, "John Mann! Here!" So Jonfuriman is where Gordon Freeman was fighting I went to. Jonfuriman is done by firing a bullet from his gun really fast, shoot the second last boss, final boss couldnt see that please.
Gordon Freeman said, "its time to end all this stuff!" He said. The final boss fell of the face and punched the final boss. Jonfuriman said, "I can help, thanks, bro" and Gordon Freeman is a "must have come here earlier next time you" they said with a smile.
Jonfuriman laughed overed quickly is because they shouted, "The Lookout is a companion!" He said on the air. Gordon Freeman said, looking up. "Oh! Jonfuriman the shortage here as fast as you can!", Jonfuriman walked out really fast.
Jonfuriman loked back and Gordon, the next boss to get steppd, he got mad and saw that angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" Jonfuriman cried at the top of the lungs.
.. Continue?
First is one of the most famous badfics on the internet; Halflife: Fulllife Consequences. The entire fanfiction can be found here.
The tale of Jonfuriman is as follows.
Half-Life: Full Life Impact
Gordon Freemans brother was Jonfuriman was one day in the office typing on the computer. That he was attacking aliens and monsters in his place, so he went, and aksed him for help came from my brother-mail.
Jonfuriman is my computer, because his office was in his white robe, rises above the roof of a building platform for ordinary people and left his bike close to him and Uettoshattodaun. Jonfuriman, in his riding motorcycl said, "That's when I 沿Eru name as my family, to face the impact of a full life," he was going.
Jonfuriman is to ramp backflip off a building and landed. He confirmed that the operation and maintenance along the way, he has a weapon because ddint, was surrounded by zombies.
contrysides The plant was beautiful, the day he sang the birds and the sky was mostly down. Jonfurimanzukuesuto mood was set to help his brother. Jonfuriman, look around the country, "is to what to do, the good weather, is made to help my brother to defeat the enemys" he said.
Jonfuriman, so he had to drive really fast, late. Jonfuriman police came because when we went to the police, was wanted to give a ticket Hide near him. Because it was held by police, headcrabs Jonfuriman here had not saw the monster first.
"I cannot give you my license officer," said John Mann
"Why?" To back, John Freeman with the headcrab oficer said.
Jonfuriman the oficer in the head and shot it, "my brother are in trouble," I think we drove away quickly, "Because you are headcrab zombie."
Jonfuriman, we had to move fast as the speed of sound, where Gordon is because he needs him, and got there faster. Jonfuriman, seeing the road signs, someons to, John Freeman's almost like looking back, he is fast, it went again, screaming like Gordon said, "come here for u shudnt" said down and write "Ravenholm a" saw.
Jonfuriman was driving, another flip n is the number of bikes and have not jumped off his bike to headcrab zombies, John Freeman pulled out in front of. Jonfuriman smiled and walked fast. Jonfuriman, watching the ground, so he did pickd zombie in front of the house fired a fast wepon goasts found.
Jonfuriman the goasts a zombie "zombie goasts is to leave this place," he said. "This is our house," Jonfuriman sorry for them and they blew up the house because he was a zombie for goasts, already lived there for goasts becaus couldnt kill the zombies, they The work was.
Then another scream from his brother John Mann herd, where it was to get as he was walking on the very fast. Ravenholdm the voices of birds and pants had been nothing like the countryside littered with blood and dirt from the headcrabs was dead.
Jonfuriman the brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss's place when I arrived and started crying because it finds Gordon said, "John Mann! Here!" So Jonfuriman is where Gordon Freeman was fighting I went to. Jonfuriman is done by firing a bullet from his gun really fast, shoot the second last boss, final boss couldnt see that please.
Gordon Freeman said, "its time to end all this stuff!" He said. The final boss fell of the face and punched the final boss. Jonfuriman said, "I can help, thanks, bro" and Gordon Freeman is a "must have come here earlier next time you" they said with a smile.
Jonfuriman laughed overed quickly is because they shouted, "The Lookout is a companion!" He said on the air. Gordon Freeman said, looking up. "Oh! Jonfuriman the shortage here as fast as you can!", Jonfuriman walked out really fast.
Jonfuriman loked back and Gordon, the next boss to get steppd, he got mad and saw that angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" Jonfuriman cried at the top of the lungs.
.. Continue?